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♪ Just when you needed me so
and you know how she loves that. Dirty, dirty bitch.
Hmm?
I think so.
Although, thank God,
you're on a bit of a sticky wicket.
I know there's no music playing, and it's not snowing,
and I'm going to Thailand entirely on my own, thank you very much.
And by the way, I know exactly where Germany is.
but there was a very important question I wanted to ask you tonight.
Prison stays, one.
- Right... - Bridget.
I suppose you agree with them that poor people deserve to be poor?
♪ Touching the very part of me
He really is very, very, very nice.
He was just angry about Daniel Cleaver.
♪ Open up your eyes
Not good.
Oh, God. I've been the world's biggest fool.
I'm eschewing all men
Oh, God.
- Nice jumper. - My mother's taste never falters.
Forget the Sistine Chapel, first example of a poof interior designer gone mad...
Then you know he's shagging her.
After all, Madonna is nothing if not a perfectionist.
that you don't need to fix her.
Same old creep.
- Horatio? - Yes, Horatio.
- Bridget Jones? - What sound is that?
Cleaver. He said he couldn't be expected to go out with someone
I don't think we're really in a position to, um...
Bridge, do you want to get married and have babies before you become barren?
- Yes? - And handsome.
Why do you avoid and scorn me?
And cigarettes. And carbohydrates.
And nothing in the world can spoil it.
- ♪ Think think - ♪ Let your mind go...
Then he start to hit me. Make me work on street.
And an award-winning journalist.
- There you go. - Are you all right?
- after everything Mark's told me. - Why? What's he said?
They've dropped the charges and they're letting me go.
Absolutely. I'll be fine in a minute.
My entire life has been leading up to this very moment.
Well, what are you gonna do now?
Listen, I know this evening didn't go exactly as planned,
Kay visits Gary Princess time
Wonder what Mark Darcy would be like as a father.
Bridget, we're waiting for that tape about Tom, the happy hamster.
Great. I'm late with mad hair and can barely breathe in scary knickers.
No, no. Well, I mean...
but then there's so much wrong with him
♪ Just a little town down in Indonesia
- Language, darling. - Sorry.
A dangerous bane to the countryside and emergency services,
Anyway, I could teach him to play cricket and rugby
Oh, goody. I love quizzes.
Do you affirm your love, one to the other?
Jed was arrested and extradited back to Britain. Then Mark flew to Bangkok,
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
- It seemed so unlikely. - Come on. For God's sake.
so that the next time a better woman comes along,
♪ I went away
and Shazzer and Jude said I should get over here straightaway.
Bijjit Jone.
I'm a girl and I met a boy.
♪ I believe in a thing called love
No fucking room in the fucking suitcase.
No. God, no.
So true, Bridget. Even I, fight it as I may, am no exception.
Hold the plane.
I mean, I'm up for it if you are.
You know, I've had it up to here with this hotel.
I've just had a rather graphic shag flashback.
That is Orion's Belt.
hello hello hello and you know it's BRIDGET JONES
♪ And I am a material girl?
I thought you were there already, doing research.
Climber's legs.
Oh. Well, I'm sure he's just forgotten.
Now that is Ko Panyi, which is the setting for a very famous Thai poem,
I am so sorry.
- Oiggy? - No, no, thanks.
♪ Wrapped in her arms I see you across the street
- Bridget, will you stop?
Maybe like this, but maybe like this.
Actually, no, that was stupid. It's just one little slip.
She's gone all frigid.
- That's too bad. - Yes, very sad.
Who in fact turned out to be a gorgeous Thai boy.
♪ And I am a material girl
So, Admiral, out on the high seas. How was it?
I'm quite busy with important stuff too...
Like a vir-gin, touched for the very first time.
No.
Er...
You and me stumbled into the VIP room by mistake
open tour fucking parachute
♪ Baby, baby
Stop! Enough. Enough.
How romantic.
I try to hide it, but every time I see you, I light up.
♪ There's no way
Was I better than Mark Darcy?
I am going to make you into a princess.
In here?
Bridget Jones, will you marry me?
Loved it. And they want us to come up with another regular spot for you.
...are special.
Oh, stupid Bridget, stupid friends.
I'm not in love with him.
Bridget, unless you want to get sacked at 6,000 feet,
Yes, good idea.
Tiny, tiny misunderstanding to do with an enormous stash of cocaine.
- I've been coming since I was 11. - Really?
Stop staring at me. Go and find something to do.
thank you mr.speaker about gumptionexism or gumptionisosgy by this man i will not! not now not ever! and i hope he's got a gumptioner and is writing out his gumptionsignation as we speak. i was deeply offended when he invited be to attend his best friend's wedding! i was deeply gumption opposed!
Sorry.
Satisfied?
Absolutely not.
I believe this is the answer.
A pregnancy test.
We don't have much time and I need you to identify someone for me.
I've had the fabulous idea of inviting your parents.