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I can't believe we're already into group holidays
[♫ Jamie Cullum: Everlasting Love]
♪ What do I gotta do to make you care?
If you have a message for Mark Darcy, speak after the tone.
- Touched. - ♪ Like a wersion
Taxi?
♪ The last
The most important thing, of course, is to look absolutely wonderful
Don't be. You're charming on drugs. In future, just say yes.
- What do you fancy? Boy or a girl? - I dunno, it doesn't matter.
- That's true. - In the last year,
♪ I look and stare so deep in your eyes
to some of Bangkok's oldest sanctuaries.
♪ But it doesn't do me any good
And what about your therapy?
Where he never asks me. And with legs up to here?
- Or mushrooms, for that matter. - It's magic.
You're sexy. You make me laugh.
with some of the most dangerous perverts in the UK,
You're only gonna ask me one more time?
The correct answer is Lucky Star.
♪ Why can't we talk it over, babe?
So, Bijjit, what happen?
♪ Deep in her when they go
No, it really, really is touched.
♪ All my dreams
where I've had some of the most shaming experiences of my life.
Oh, my God. My God.
- ♪ Think - ♪ Think
I'm sure you were dutiful and very polite, as usual.
Come on, Jones, there must have been something you liked about me.
It's not mine.
I can't believe he made up the sex therapy thing.
My boyfriend treat me bad too.
Yes, we know.
Oh, you're absolutely right.
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no
♪ Yeah...
Why didn't you speak to me all night?
And some people are just plain hopeless.
Mark, it's Rebecca. Are you there?
It's the next logical step. I think Thailand is first on the list.
to my mother's turkey curry buffet,
Standard
And I truly believe that happiness is possible.
He always speaks very warmly of you.
Well, this is Bridget Jones for Sit Up Britain,
after only eight weeks of total, undisturbed sex.
The moment I arrive here, I almost feel an irresistible pull...
♪ What do I gotta do when lightning strikes me
to unite this couple.
Ohhh.
Oh, my God!
...if he should feel so inclined.
You see the trouble is it was me who chucked him.
We could flatten it with Brylcreem.
♪ My everything
Mum... I thought we were going to have something to eat.
No, no, no, Bridget, listen...
What is Daniel Cleaver doing on the television?
♪ Your love's got me lookin'so crazy right now
Lord and Lady Darcy.
...that I love him.
Believe me, next time I will not fuck it up, Mum.
I'll be back in literally two seconds.
♪ That's gonna please ya
- Everything in miniature. - Mini treacle tart, Admiral Darcy?
[♫ Primal Scream: Loaded]
It's all right.
And when I say everything, I mean...
Jones, what the hell are you doing?
but they don't normally extradite people,
♪ Need a love to last forever
No, I'm not. I'm going to the Law Council Dinner.
Bridget.
So, romantic getaway has turned into lawyer's reunion.
and I don't say anything.
- You didn't? - There's something wrong with her.
But he do no work, and make me work 24 hour a day.
♪ Lookin'so crazy ♪ Your love's got me lookin'
Thank you. This is worse than school.
♪ It's all over
- Oh. No, that's fine. - Are you sure?
You seem to have made quite an impression.
♪ Big boys don't cry Big boys don't cry
♪ That's what you are...
Oh, God. Oh.
And... scared shitless.
which is practically the same thing.
So, as you can see, the incredible truth is
Do you know, I never really understood why you wanted to go out with me.
Oh. Right, well...
Some people have terrible personal problems,
- 15 years? - Or maybe ten if we're lucky.
- Bridget. - Start again.
I'm not going in the sodding water.
♪ It all comes down
Back off, Cleaver, or I'll report you to a sexual harassment tribunal.
Actually, he's got a big case on, trying to get everyone in Mexico out of prison.
Jellyfisher alert. Jellyfisher alert.