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I can't believe I did that.
he'd woken two Cabinet ministers and half of Ml5.
♪ I just can't get you out of my head...
I'm on the phone.
You always wonder how it's going to work out at the end of the story.
It just sort of fizzied over.
♪ Crown you in my heart
Bridget Jones has cocked things up for the very last time.
Trust me on this one.
I won't dignify that question with an answer.
♪ Open up your eyes ♪ Then you'll realize
They're delicious.
with an adult male for six wonderful weeks,
Come with me now.
♪ Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
Come on, she's a big girl, she can take care of herself.
But that's about it.
for the second mooting night of Michaelmas term?
Yes, that's him, that's Jed.
♪ Then you'll realize
It's a lot worse than I thought.
Fuck! Stop, stop.
♪ You won't regret
It is Daniel Cleaver.
♪ There's a chance we can make it now
Very good hair, Jones.
I think you're completely off your face.
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no
- You're already married. - We're doing it again.
Where was I? Oh, yes... Mark Darcy.
Well... you have a nice car.
♪ Need a love to last forever
Five weeks later.
♪ Think about what you're tryin' to do to me...
Oh, my bloody God and fuck.
Oh, come on, Jones, it was just a silly joke.
I've got all the papers here and I'm sure we can sort it out.
Yes, well...
This is not just a mini-break.
How much longer?
And you do have a genuinely gorgeous bottom.
We're meeting for a very late romantic dinner.
- You haven't forgotten our lunch date? - Of course I have.
for ten to 15 years.
Another one of Mother's culinary triumphs.
Did you see her surrounded by police, dogs, handcuffs?
but that doesn't mean that it, that it can't really be something.
Lucky Star.
I mean, they're not my favorite pair.
Of course not.
before you spent the night with Daniel Cleaver?
Um, right next to, of course, um...
Who is that?
Good. Well, that's that sorted.
Thank you.
carl kayle! did you gus used to go rummaging the bins of aintree looking for barbie boxes? not aintree. maybe the streets of ainsley.
Any girl who's been single in London knows how to handle herself.
♪ Need a love to last forever
♪ My guiding star
Get out of the way!
Hello, darling.
- Fuck! - Sorry.
She's being very naughty and trying to undo Orion's belt.
Oh, no, it's not possible.
Three whole years.
♪ No-one really knows
♪ Do you want a little bit of my love?
and as it happens, very slightly overweight princess.
♪ And I wake to find that you're not there?
You're pulling my hair!
...he really didn't stick up for me at this lawyers' supper...
The winners of the 42nd Annual Law Council Quiz are...
Charlie Parker-Knowles, Assistant Consul.
Please.
- Who told you that? - It's common knowledge, isn't it?
I don't love you, and I never have, and...
Oh. Can't. I have to go out with my boyfriend.
Remember, we are trying to reduce your body size by 15 per cent.
At this point, there are only two tables in contention
Wait a minute...
Daniel Cleaver is a deceitful, sexist, disgusting specimen of humanity,
Oh. Oh, God.
...the best shag...
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no
Derek, Horatio, Camilla.
♪ Darling, you're the best
- The correct answer is... - Is it Holiday?
He said he loves me.
- Didn't Mark tell you we were coming? - No, he didn't.
Bridget Jones!
- Oh, God. - I'm coming.
fall to his knees, possibly wearing a wet white shirt,
Bridget, that was not the most romantic proposition I've ever heard.
Oh, cheer up, misery guts. I have good news for you.
Wow.
I can't. No, no, I can't.
♪ Your love is real?
I've actually been meaning to ask this for quite some time.
it's got to be time for something not shit.
Thailand has long called travelers from around the globe
Oh, fuck.
Um... Excellent graph.
are you or are you not sleeping with Rebecca Gillies?
Seems to be getting a bit excited.
The thing where you said you're not, um...
- Right. - Great.
Yes. The Darcy men have been going to Eton for five generations.