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I called Mark the minute I landed in London.
- ♪ ...you go and break my heart...
The bore is everyone who gets caught has exactly the same story,
Take that knife, slice off my head and boil it if I'm wrong.
I really hope that you'll be very happy together.
Good evening.
No. The fact is The Smooth Guide is doing very well with women,
Hey.
♪ Makes me feel sad for the rest
Am enjoying a relationship with two men simultaneously.
♪ Everlasting love
♪ Freedom...
Why are you dancing around in that tent?
♪ I went away
Yes, I very confidently expect very, very good times ahead.
- That's not funny. - Seriously, though, Jones,
not some boorish bint in a bikini.
♪ Hearts gone astray
If you cast me off and leave me
Hitting me and making me take drugs. Stealing all my money and stuff.
Name the character in Footballers' Wives
♪ Oooh-ooh ooh...
well, it's definitely the end of something...
Oh, God, 28 hours.
Right.
♪ Your love's got me hopin' you'll page me right now
What's the matter?
What do you think of this jacket?
I'll never fit in with your friends.
Right, good. Will you step outside, please?
All I did was go to the loo.
Don't want to go, do you?
Dear Mum and Dad,
♪ The hardest word?
The Big, Juicy Apple.
Details can be found in your in-flight magazine.
I've been looking forward to this.
- Hello? - Hello, darling.
- Everything all right? - Yeah, sure.
- Bridget. - Hello.
You are lovely colors.
I would like a pregnancy test, please.
The correct answer is No
Morning, Bridget. Late again.
Thailand?
Sure, right.
♪ What do I gotta do to be heard?
Me down the East Linton pharmacy
Saudi Arabia, where Mark was waiting with the police.
Has there been any ill treatment here?
Oh, God. I'm very worried.
and there's the gorgeous girls, like Rebecca there
- Condom? - Nein. Nein, nein.
I cannot believe how fantastic shagging was last night.
♪ I believe in a thing called love?
♪ And the answer to
- Holiday, indeed, yes.
The horse wasn't quite telling you the truth.
I said I love you, for God's sake!
♪ Nobody does it
reporting to you from a big vat of excrement.
In Riyadh. Then Mark flew to Dubai where he identified Jed,
- What the hell is this? - It is a fertility-snake bowl.
that I wouldn't share a lift with, let alone a job.
He is about the only contemporary painter who can paint.
Fuck, no. I make it up as I go along.
And Mr. Herñez is his number two.
You see, there's the high-fliers, like Annabel and Mark Darcy
and I must say he has a genuine interest in Thai cuisine.
i love you i always have and i always will
Perhaps you've already found her.
MINÄ Verkostoitumassa
♪ Deep in her when they go
I'll come down and let you in.
Fine, though, er...
- What if I were? - Well, I suppose I'd...
♪ Love the way they smiled at me
or a safe and exhilarating hobby?
♪ Hold that face for eternity
Hello, Bridget.
And next to that is a very sexy little constellation called Ursa's Maiden.
Oh, God! What is that?
See over there? Along my arm.
♪ Need you by my side
Rebecca Gillies. I've been so looking forward to meeting you
♪ Hearts gone astray
Very black.
I hate watching television. Being on it is... Hello there.
I won't dignify that question with an answer
- No, I'm not. - It's OK, you can say if you are.