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Arrived Bangkok. Very hot.
Or to put it another way, 71 ecstatic shags.
♪ I'm digging on you, now, baby
Hugh Grant v Piers Morgan
Bridget? I have been looking everywhere for you.
You're outside.
Why don't you tell me, in detail, about your school netball tour,
Bijjit?
- He must still love me. - He fucking must.
Is this the man with whom you were seen taking hallucinogenic mushrooms
Surely Shazzer would have raised the alert.
I'm fine, thanks. Everything all right with you?
The correct answer is No thanks
Once again I was summoned, kicking and screaming,
Oh. How lovely.
Couldn't bear to think of you back there in slum class, Jones.
What about a wig? Lawyers love wigs.
It feels like you're waiting to find someone in the VIP room
Don't go away, I have something really, really important to say.
♪ Here I stand with my everlasting love
so haven't i made it obvious yet? am i not too good enough for you? have you gone berzerkerbergs with beryl bonk? can you handle bronking? well no i don't know and yes you've had your moments.
Horatio was just saying he's totally against charitable giving.
The question is do you know the location of your arsehole?
and beg me to come back.
I really, really am, for everything that happened between us.
Chuck him, while you're not pregnant with his unwanted child.
but it's not.
Listen, listen, listen...
Goodbye.
And absolutely everything is going to be lavender
No, absolutely not!
It's me. Just wondered how you are.
- They're always cheating us. - No, no, no. That's all fine.
[♫ The Sound Of Music]
- What do you think? - Oh, my God.
What is madness is to have a child if his parents can't have a discussion
♪ And I can't help but wonder If she knows what's going on
What is wrong?
Great.
- Mark. - Oh, right.
Daniel, thought the Madrid piece was outstanding, really original.
Darling Bridget...
♪ You know that we are living in a material world
If you're so obsessed with Bridget Jones, why don't you just marry her?
Trust me...
♪ It's just a silly phase
It was, as usual, crammed full
I can't believe I fell for it again.
- Steady on! - Super bra!
- You, Bridget. - Me?
Ever fancied doing it in the dark with a total stranger?
Except Hitler.
But this year, there was one crucial difference.
Er...
♪ Touched for the very first time
Well, good luck. Glad I could be of help.
Come on, guys, I've got a very special treat lined up for lunch.
and it's only a matter of moments before they show us the door.
Oh, it's good to be home.
What do you think of this jacket?
I'm with the Mexican ambassador, the head of Amnesty International
yes beryl brathayleyette? what do you want? i want to do some ignorking in iluka.
while he looks through my skirt with X-ray glasses?
Oh, Bridget, what are you doing?
- Vir-gin. - ♪ Fucked for the very first time
- You're not...? - I might be.
♪ I've been really tryin', baby...
- ♪ I don't wanna lose your love... - Here.
- Can you think of three? - Yes.
- Hello, Bridget. - Hello, Una.
For centuries, Western visitors have been inevitably drawn
Kinder! I am on back...
I most certainly do. I'm passionate about it.
sit outside while you finish.
it's a promise.
Honestly, you forget just one teeny, weeny detail
Wonderful people, the Thais. Particularly the young ladies.
It's negative.
Now, for our final and deciding round,
now glenys, since i haven't been shananing and we don't know we approve as objects as containers which i'll spit anyway and we both know it and such, but glenys i love your rootweickles. thanks a lot, and i love your chuchunkshukstes too.
So logically, mathematically, even,
Now, let's see, there are any number of things, um...
But he is clever.