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♪ You're the first
♪ From the very start ♪ Open up your heart
Me.
Following the orders of the dating war command, you executed a raid.
♪ Just what is it that you want to do?
You have absolutely no messages
In there. You have five minutes.
An incredible thing about Thailand is the amazing traditional cuisine.
♪ Yeah
I only said he was working late.
So no hope there?
Morning, Rach.
Or her. But definitely not me.
If you have a message for Mark Darcy, please speak after the tone.
It turns out I have a problem. I go to meetings, talk about my feelings.
Superior copyhold.
♪ The way to lasting love
Final call for all passengers to London...
Oh, God. I'm pregnant.
The correct answer is No thanks
Amas bibendo... fructis.
Hello...
What is rack-rent? When was breach of promise abolished?
- How are you feeling? - Completely embarrassed.
[♫ Jamie Cullum: Everlasting Love]
- Is it Will you marry me? - The moment's gone.
I won't make a pig's ear of it.
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no...
But, wait...
♪ Like a virgin
Right, I'll see you at base camp, then.
Oh.
Mark Darcy is perfect.
I do. Again.
Are we not sitting together?
And if I may say so, the smartest.
Now it has.
He's a human rights lawyer, you know.
Wait.
- I'll call when I've finished. - Excellent.
It couldn't be, could it?
That was lovely.
Mr. and Mrs. Darcy.
I love you. I always have and I always will.
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no
What's the angle? I interview some rocket scientist
A man dating a woman with large breasts will bed one with small breasts.
Oh.
♪ I'm not in love...
I don't know, some other fucking star that's been there for years and years.
Such lovely colors!
Circumstances change.
♪ Are you digging on me?
Hello, it's me. I'm really, really sorry...
Bridget, you're on. You're live.
Oh, no. No, no, I don't think I will.
He probably won't mention it, but you should know.
- Like what? - Maybe Mark will have chucked Rebecca.
Is that your most serious skirt, Jones?
Honestly, this is the sort of rubbish you'd expect from fat, balding
- Correct. - Excellent, Bridget.
Not now. Not in a million years from now.
Actually, I might just sit this one out. You head on.
All remaining passengers please report to Gate 27 immediately.
I rather thought Mark might be here to meet you.
- I didn't mean you. - No, of course not.
Oh, same sort of thing, really.
...I ever had.
♪ Welcome love we once knew
...the toilet facilities are well below par, but...
I wish I was dead.
Oh, fuck.
- Oh, no, thanks. - Love the jumper.
...don't iron your hair.
Yes, please.
and everyone treats you like an idiot.
Go back in there, Bridge,
The way I look at it, in everyone's life, there's a certain amount of shit.
'cause I saw him an hour ago going into his house with Rebecca Gillies.
♪ Yeah
♪ And you promised me...
But I suppose that's a silly idea. Bridget's probably there.
from a total unknown,
To his children, I mean, not to me.
Oh... Fine.
♪ Tearing the very heart of me
Don't tell me. My boyfriend,
and Mark Darcy in particular, that I love.
He was just a messenger.
Rubbish. Mark's above all that nonsense.
And quite nice manners. Outside the bedroom.
Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance?
Who told you that?
Absolutely not
Bridget Jones Law Council Dinner