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[♫ Barry White: You're My First, My Last, My Everything]
All my life I've had the feeling something terrible was about to happen.
Jones. Bridget Jones, you come now.
I think you're gonna have to drag me.
- I, I can't see anywhere soft to land. - How about on your arse?
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no
- Oh, for heaven's sake. - Come with me.
- You'll shag before you leave Heathrow. - I'll be perfectly fine.
Which sea?
...incidentally...
but I have crucial, Pulitzer Prize winning journalism to do.
Um, which has probably ended already,
Come in.
which is extremely lenient, given the circumstances.
Mmm.
- ♪ Think - ♪ Think
I'm going to go to the loo, then I'm going to come back.
If I'm going in, you're coming with me.
It was me who recommended the place.
Three, two, one... cue Bridget.
♪ I believe in a thing called love
Sorry.
Right, let us begin.
Not a fuckwit, alcoholic, workaholic, pervert or megalomaniac,
and as far as Daniel Cleaver goes...
Yes!
♪ Let your mind go...
♪ When you leave, I'm begging you not to go
and the Undersecretary for Trade and Industry.
Hmm.
♪ Don't think you've got it made
The city that never sleeps with the same person two nights running.
- You know what thing. - No, I don't know what thing.
Just a minute.
♪ Are you digging on me?
- Go on, then. - What?
Even if he isn't shagging her already, he's thinking about it.
;-)
Except for the ones who had hair.
- Wasn't it Holiday? - No, everyone thinks it is,
Oli Bywater, this one is for you! You’re welcome! X
- Hello. - I think you should go to the ladies.
♪ Never need to part
but he performed a miracle.
Bridget, you must want to hear those ding-dong bells.
Yeah, actually, he did.
who's, who's so fantastic...
Sorry, everyone, sorry. It's my stalker.
- Bar going up. - No. What? Why?
Look, if you'll all just excuse us for a second...
Someone else?
You're welcome. I'm just the messenger. The order came from above.
Well, no-one's perfect.
There is nothing a pill can do to help her.
Bridget...
Someone's gotta be last.
Seen one star, you've seen the lot, that's what I say, Jones.
OK, I left her at the airport. I shouldn't have done that.
when I heard about your situation.
♪ Where life really flows
Come on.
Oh, um...
If you know what I mean, eh?
That you're not, not even thinking about, um...
Oh, Christ, what now?
I mean, look at the state of us.
Translate reddendo singula singulis into Ancient Greek.
I don't think so.
♪ You won't regret
I think you might be it.
♪ You talk of love But don't know how it feels
♪ And what do I say when it's all over, babe?
Nothing. Er, come back later, please. Thank you very much.
Well, tonight you were an arrogant arse.
Disappointed? Oh, God, that's worse than angry.
I think we should...
Lovely to meet all of you.
♪ 'Cause I know I don't understand
[♫ Beyoncé: Crazy In Love]
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,
What if I am pregnant?
And he'll run to my door,
Minä verkostoitumassa
...who loves me just the way I am.
- I don't want a shagathon. - No, nor do I. Nor do I.
lawyers who work with Mark.
Who is Rebecca Gillies? What's she doing going into my boyfriend's house?
Perhaps you'd like to come up and have a little look?
♪ Your touch got me lookin'so crazy right now
breastfeeding until he's a teenager
Um, shall we...
- We can't possibly let you go. - On your own.
Er...
Um...
Nothing like being in the hands of a total genius.
then it has to be said that the view from my balcony is quite outstanding.
and absolutely everything is going to be lavender.
I'd love to.
The people you see outside the tube every day are there by choice.
♪ Need you by my side ♪ Girl to be my pride
Everything will be lovely and we'll have sex in the kitchen.
Hello. Oh...
- Where are we going? - Just through here.
I thought you'd broken a leg or something... Oh, God.
You know, Jones, if stargazing is something that interests you,
Well, my son's not going to be sent away from home.
♪ Won't you forget
The correct answer is No thanks
He's given up being snooty, and I've given up smoking.
I can't see!
♪ How I'm feeling and my pride is the one to blame
♪ You'll never be denied everlasting love
- Hello, Giles. - Hello, Bridget.