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Fully body-to-body massage.
Wait.
- Open it.
Right.
and he, er...
[♫ Kylie Minogue: Can't Get You Out Of My Head]
Excuse me! Excuse me!
- You sure? - Why is Rebecca here?
[♫ Beyoncé: Crazy In Love]
Or River. Or some fabulous Hebrew name like Noah.
But that good news.
and my sodding mum and dad are doing it twice.
and I didn't fucking well seduce her, all right?
I'll behave much better in future.
Yes, but you must remember we split up.
He's also a dysfunctional, fucked-up, middle-aged, lost boy.
♪ Yeah
You can't see the little one this close to the equator.
Oh, please. You don't know about astronomy.
Bridget Jones, what the fuck are you doing?
Oh. What about all those lawyers?
Yes, he sounds the most frightful shit.
What was the name of Madonna's first UK single?
- Next to France. - And?
Beautiful Bridget! Beautiful Bridget! Beautiful Bridget!
First jellyfish of the evening.
- End of story. - Oh, no, it's not.
Unless you've come to chuck me once and for all.
...would you...
you've got it completely wrong.
Aside from Simon Reade in the fifth-form locker room, yeah.
but his wife's just run off with one of the partners.
♪ It's making my soul sing
MINÄ Verkostoitumassa
Bridget Darcy.
Lovely to see you, Bridget.
Hurry!
Good. You know what a fan I am of any woman married to Mark Darcy.
You see, you can never muster the strength...
On the other hand, if you haven't,
Mark Darcy definitely...
who thought Iran was David Bowie's wife, and who didn't know where Germany was.
of tradition and innovation, better than this.
I hope they've told the British ambassador.
The first is called Ben, the other, Jerry.
I thought you were just, you know...
But, honestly, how hard can it be?
♪ I believe in a thing called love
Jolly good. What is an overreaching conveyance?
Yes.
Are they?
I'm missing you a lot.
Oh, right.
So, as you can see, I have found my happy ending at last.
How unutterably beautiful he is.
he actually did releasing me from prison.
And also Belgium...
...I never will. Sorry.
What?
You might be needing this in the future.
Darcy, do you have any idea what century we actually live in?
Where is it? Where is Germany?
I mean, you see, if I stay with you tonight,
All right. As long as it's not Will you marry me?
Ten years!
That's it, over there.
that we suffered from a fatal incompatibility.
A man dating a woman with large breasts will bed one with small breasts.
who's now solidly in position for the bronze.
- I prefer what's underneath it. - Uncle Geoffrey!
please behave better next time we go out. Stuck-up snob.
Sorry.
and make a magnificent entrance.
No.
Unfortunately, yes. You see, the problematic thing is...
I'm getting rather fond of Jed,
- It's been cock-ups like this all week. - You Mr. Cleaver?
Oh.
and only one question left.
the Legal Eagles.
♪ What do I gotta do to make you love me?
Pretty good?
I miss you too.
because it's not. I mean...
Let's just say
Er, I, I, I just wanted to, um...
Ever since I saw you here with your hair messed that night
since having found out that his girlfriend is actually a lesbian...
- Disaster. - Actually, can we take a tiny detour?
♪ Feel that you fall in everlasting love
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no
- I preferred you in the gold. - No, whatever you do, not the gold.
Tra-la!
- Lovely to see you.
I'm feeling pretty low.
Absolutely correct.
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no...
I say go over there and ask him, straight out,
Here I am.
All right, tiny make-up mistake,
I can never tell them apart.
♪ Now let them all fly off
Let's get on with it.
- Did you see her? - Out. Out it.
What is this special power you hold over me, Jones?
At last, life is on track.