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and you're incapable of doing anything spontaneous or potentially affectionate.
Thank you, sir.
Oh.
and whatever you do, act completely nonchalant.
Well, I'm not gonna say it now.
♪ Till someone's there to show
Define damnum sentit dominus.
♪ And I am a material girl
♪ La la la La la la la la...
Correct.
No, it can't be.
PM to QA: Can we make it live? Qa: sure...
Bridge, it's nothing. Leave it. Leave it.
Who is about to show me her diptych.
But she bumped into Jed herself
- Lovely legs. - Thank you.
- Really? - Absolutely.
- You wouldn't sleep with him? - No, of course not.
- No. - Start again.
I have missed you, Jones.
Oh, sod it. Now, look,
Fiancée wife...
♪ Baby, you're the best...
- You look gorgeous. - Thank you.
My name Phrao.
when was the time i starred in the movie a dennis the menace christmas? that happened because you had a cinderella moment and abott yelled "bob bitche's juliar! ditch the clutter!"
Oh, Daddy's home.
You look down your nose at absolutely everyone,
♪ Even if I make a sound...
Number of current boyfriends: zero.
- Bridget! - Bridget! Over here!
You're right.
mother.
I want to be naked.
Because I don't want you to see any of my wobbly bits.
And you were...
Are you gonna step outside or am I gonna have to drag you?
It's a very important evening.
♪ And I can't believe it's true
♪ Your love is king
- You haven't got your wig on now, dear. - I'll take that as a yes.
- Another Mark Darcy. - Or maybe something like Huck.
bye and thank you, and... sorry.
Goody.
- Darling! - Will you be going back?
Graham, thank you. You are the best air steward I've ever come across.
- Sorry, I didn't quite hear. - Are you sure?
♪ Just how your love can do what no-one else can
I think I may have made a mistake inviting you
Yes, that's him, but I think you should know...
♪ I'll come back begging you
♪ You'll never be denied...
- What? - Well, obviously you don't mean it.
I'm not gonna... It's...
Forget the Forum, definitely forget the Coliseum,
Patience, please. I've got a big surprise for you, darling.
- See you down there. - You sure?
Bridget. How's it going with that divine man of yours?
Was every look I ever gave you a lie?
Marriage proposals, one.
Rebecca. What are you doing here?
♪ Your kisses ring
What is the correct grace used in the Inner Temple
- Bridget Jones. - Bridget, it's Mark.
I was in bed with my boyfriend.
?... oh, you better stop
Thank God you're here.
Oh... Oh, I'm an angel.
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
But I went before I left home.
- What are you doing? - Getting dressed.
One minute, you're closer to someone than anyone in the whole world,
♪ Won't you forget
If i could do it all again
...equally serene and equally beautiful Professore Giovana Dabrache.
Alright, no need to shout
- Sleep tight.
Like you and me, you mean?
Yes. Sorry.
- I absolutely can change. - I need to change.
♪ When it's over
You hold the front, I'll hold the back. One, two, three...
Oh.
If you had asked me tonight,
Oh.
Drown me in 16 inches of water?
♪ Trying to be misunderstood
Straight from the horse's mouth.
I've never been happier in my entire life.
Told a tiny lie about being an extremely experienced skier.
Maria and Captain Von Trapp,
Um... Anyway, I hope lunch with the parents went well.
Hello, hello, hello.
- She's out. Unit Two, you got her? - We see her.
By the way, is it true he always says I'm sorry, I think I'm going to come?
- Or have showers. - Now that's just not true, is it?
and she said why didn't they come too, and I couldn't say no, could I?
All those years of playing Trivial Pursuits are about to pay off.
Mrs. Darcy.
[♫ Minnie Ripperton: Loving You]
Wine Wednesday
No, no, no, please, say what you have to say, young lady.