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What do you want?
so Mark rang the Home Secretary who rang our ambassador...
Er, just a moment.
I'd like to come up. You are, after all, my girlfriend.
Not too bad, actually.
♪ Nobody does it better
Um... Er... Mmm.
Mark Darcy and Bridget Jones.
Lord and Lady Darcy Bridget Jones
I see.
♪ Your love is king
Oh, dear. Is this the end of my career?
Bridget, this is mad.
Absolutely.
- All right? - Mmm.
My favorite place in America, where Sex And The City isn't just a programme,
♪ What do I gotta do to make you want me?
Obviously not. Probably still out with Bridget.
Is he taking you to the Law Council Dinner?
I've put you next to Giles Benwick.
Even when you're 33 and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.
You all right?
Bloody hell.
- You are angry. - I'm not, just disappointed.
I haven't. I was out here handling a Foreign Office case
and being stung repeatedly by an enormous jellyfish.
Although that is a bloody good idea.
♪ Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
I've found my happy ending at last.
and there's the rest of us.
Oh!
♪ Think about what you're trying to do to me
Poland. And it has a sea coast.
Ah.
Get in the cab!
♪ We wanna get loaded And we wanna have a good time...
See ya, babes.
Friends spend years finding you a boyfriend,
Bastard. I can't believe he's left me.
And then we're going to be civilized.
Dark Tales Edgar Allan Poe's The Oval Portrait
Thank you.
I'd have said no, anyway.
He's a top human rights lawyer and he left it to someone else to get me out.
♪ Yeah
It really wasn't my fault.
I will fight this. I am a journalist of the highest standards and integrity.
Ich bien, er, possibly...
I can't believe you've come all this way.
No, I'm Bridget Jones.
Well, they were balding, upper-middle-class twits.
yes beryl chiangmaierette? what do you want? i want to do some yanfalsizing in yokine.
He's also a dysfunctional, fucked-up, middle-aged, lost boy.
Please write as soon as you can.
Minä verkostoitumassa
Oh, my God. That's...
It's called The Smooth Guide. Making culture bearable.
- Oh, my God. - Get up.
Bijjit, right?
Hug people who smell.
She actually got engaged on the night of the Law Council Dinner.
At you, of course, not with you.
Darlings!
What happens after you walk off into the sunset?
you say I've got a question to ask you
I know I'm going to like skiing a lot.
What's going on in there?
10.30.
♪ All that I have is all that you've given...
The correct answer is No
but that was before I was arrested and thrown into a Thai prison
disguised as close, personal friends of my parents.
That's the point of those dinners.
And you're on speakerphone.
We went to his office and within half an hour,
Are you There ?
thinking about trusting me again?
and other people might have lost their family in some tragic ferry disaster.
Hello.
And that I'm...
If you want something smooth on your wall,
The same man who gave you the snake containing the drugs?
Who's this? An eccentric but exhilarating performance
The correct answer is No
- These yours? - Yes.
I can't wear that.
But if your tastes are marginally more highbrow, I also have tips.
Well, er...
♪ When you realize
- ♪ They could have made two...
Fraulein, and I met frau... boy.
And possibly now mit baby, uh-huh?
♪ You'll never be denied everlasting love
- Hello. - Hello.
- You still...? - Yes, I am.
♪ I need you by my side ♪ Girl to be my pride
Wonderful, loyal Mark Darcy...
♪ Round and round and round my head
Please be wearing the giant panties.
- Sorry? - You and Mark.
- ♪ Stop - ♪ Before
There's usually something interesting and allegorical,
He actually seems to be the villain of this piece.
♪ Girl, to be my bride
Bridget?