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Oh, God, I'm never going to get married
- Fuck off! - No, you're going in, Cleaver!
You have absolutely no messages.
Thank you very much.
♪ My kind of wonderful
Hello, darling. You look lovely.
Meet me at Debenhams at twelve o'clock.
♪ It's sad So sad
You smug bastard.
Come on, Jones. Who gave who the hoof?
♪ I'm going through
Oh, Suvarnamali Why can you not see that I adore you?
Definitely the big one.
♪ Don't get me wrong
I spent the night with a gorgeous Thai girl.
Good afternoon again, ladies and gentlemen.
♪ Your kiss got me hoping you'll save me right now
particularly the unsavory incident in the communal showers.
What's your name? Mine's Olive.
Can I just have a minute?
Well, we're certainly not thinking about that yet. Are we, Bridget?
That's not your coat.
Er...
- Are you really pregnant? - Well, give it three minutes.
- Fuck! - What?
No. No, no, no. No, wait.
Right, moment of truth awaits.
I haven't done anything wrong.
Oh, plenty of time to butter them up at the Law Council Dinner next Friday.
Tosser. Talking of which, how is Mark Darcy?
You know what, mate?
♪ You're the first...
Oooh.
I think we should talk about Finch's suggestion.
We're about to offer a wide range of duty-free items.
Well, I'll think about it.
Fuck off, Darcy, some people have jobs to do.
I'm a serious journalist.
four fabulous days and seven precious hours.
- Let me start you off. - No.
...my friends' motto was When in Rome, do as many Romans as you can.
♪ I'm crying out for more
and slightly past her peak.
My only grown-up friend. Married to Mark's partner.
Oh, my old friends.
♪ Your love's got me lookin'so crazy right now
Come on, up you get.
If you have chucked me, please change your mind,
Yeah, very good. Tested my resolve.
Five, six, seven, eight and one...
Everything under control, I see.
Bijjit! How this can happen?
And Colin?
♪ And sorry seems to be the hardest word
...make a fuss. Sorry. Hi.
he seem really nice.
I read you should never date someone if you can think of three reasons not to.
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no
while he rings to say what he wants for starters.
and bits of garden stuck to you. You must have noticed.
My boyfriend, he say he love me.
But I'm afraid it's still men in general,
Hippodamoi credemnon louestai.
Tory, Home Counties, upper-middle-class twits.
no fun now they can't slaughter Christians.
All right, what about... that one?
...to this. The Temple of Tranquility.
Hello.
I've been in a functional relationship
The thing is I ran into Janey Osborne,
Very important at this moment.
Now you're really angry with me.
- ♪ Stop... - You are a very demanding man.
She's bloated.
December 31st, year-end summary.
who, in one memorable episode, set fire to her own breasts.
♪ Like a wersion
Sorry I didn't write. I've just been so busy.
I'll ring you later.
Really lovely.
Suppose I said you were pretty good too?
Oh.
Are you or are you not having an affair with Rebecca Gillies?
And I intend to be for a very long time.
plus of course, there is a very high perv quotient.
Oh, no! No, no, not pregnant.
I promise you, it's all a big mistake.
Look, I never said I could skydive and I'm terrified of heights,
- Well, yes, a bit. - I'll just...
Oooh.
Oh, stop it, all of you.
However, must not obsess or fantasize.
Actually, I was thinking of giving up,
♪ That you loved me
How can we help you, young lady?