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I've just never really found the right way to put it.
Hello, Mark.
Fantastic.
And Richard wants to see you about that crap skydiving report.
But it was Shazzer's snake, not mine,
Another year, a brand new diary.
No hope there.
Thank you very much.
Big bump!
You made order for 10.30.
♪ I call you up
mom and dad i'm eating junk and watching rubbish! you'd better come out and stop me!
What if someone says Bridget Jones, get out of here, you are ridiculous?
Even though I shouted at you and called you an arrogant arse?
Well, I suppose I'll be getting back to my little hut now.
♪ Hmm
♪ Oooh-ooh
♪ I'll come back begging you
Oh. Shame.
Well, thank God for Mark Darcy. I mean, he might be a boring arse,
Bridget, actually.
...you know...
which I think you'd like very much, Jones.
- Excuse me? - I am a top television journalist,
♪ Living in a material world
I can't ski, I can't ride, I can't speak Latin.
- Yes, who is it? - It's me.
The correct answer is No
Good night.
so I, um...
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
You do know that it's a fact that most lawyer's wives die of boredom?
Oh. I forgot about you.
I take great comfort in the fact they might kill me before things get worse.
- Oh, I'm not sitting next to you? - No. He's terribly nice,
♪ Need a love to last forever
speaking purely unselfishly, I worry about you.
She's pregnant!
Who cares about the odd professional hiccup?
- Which are? - Well, first off, I embarrass you.
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh no no
Lf, er, if I ever do decide to, um...
♪ Here's a new thing
Daniel. Meeting?
Well, er...
How should I live another day?
Hello?
and he finds there's so much wrong with you and it all just falls apart.
I'm running late. Do you want me to cancel?
[♫ Robbie Williams: Misunderstood]
Oh, God. It is Will you marry me?
- Sawatdee kha? - Sawatdee khrab?
- He's young enough to be your grandson. - I know. Isn't that great?
[♫ The Darkness: I Believe In A Thing Called Love]
- Becky, who is it? - Becky?
Never.
that you should go and fuck yourself.
All right, no need to shout.
As a matter of fact, no. No shagging whatsoever.
Something like 15 to 20 years.
- ♪ No more small talk... - Bloody know-it-all.
And now our final passengers have joined us, we can get underway.
Ah.
- You're teasing me. - I never tease about poetry.
The correct answer is "Lucky Star"
Yes, well that is a very, very famous star.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
The correct answer is "Lucky Star"
Er...
We've just stepped out into the corridor,
The Darcys rang to say how pleased they were you were out.
- Whatever you do... - Bugger it.
- So now I'm ridiculous? - Yes, tonight you were a little.
Well... let's see, shall we?
Inns of Court, please. Fast as you can.
?... I find you lied
♪ Got me lookin'so crazy right now
And what about you? Still shagging anything that moves?
♪ What the world...
i love yoh i always have and i always will
Sorry.
- No, you wrong. - No.
♪ You're not the only one
For Christ's sakes, go!
He treat you bad?
And you, you fold your underpants before you go to bed.
Different with girls, though.