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- Coach! - Shut up!
"The Iron Lotus."
Jimmy, get off your hands.
and Gary said, "I've got a third ball."
And I ain't going nowhere.
Into our head? Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark,
That's Michelle Kwan, most decorated figure skater in US history?
Terrence Shannon is a freight train from hell, okay?
Cool. Way to go, guys. Gold medal.
But it's not the ice. It's what the ice lets you do.
It's raining men in the men's singles. Men wearing gold, that is.
Pairs.
- It was her idea. She broke his ankle! - What?
Well, this is Rice without Montana.
But my brother and sister don't like anyone to steal their focus.
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Now there's your front page headline.
Soon, Jimmy was sweeping the gold
Stranger danger! Stranger danger!
Scott, I seem to have wet my pants.
Incredible!
Have you seen Jimmy? I can't find him anywhere.
Used improperly, you can break every bone in your body.
Syphilis, gonorrhoea, et cetera. Should we...
My God. This is happening all over again.
this disgraceful on the world stage.
Hey, traffic cop. Get this straight. I don't have a coach. I don't need one.
Just stuff, you know.
See, after all these years, I know what went wrong.
No one knows what it means but it's provocative
- Maybe I am. - I'm the rug master.
Come on now. Let's get out of here.
So tonight, the crowd cheers on their beloved Van Waldenbergs.
I mean, I need your help. What do you say?
It's basically just gliding, trying not to fall,
- I know! - We didn't even get to second base.
I wouldn't have to save your ass with my landing.
I’m a clear tv subscriber. It’s a cross I have to bear.
"doing my squat thrusts."
You nailed it shut. Every move exactly like I showed you.
No one knows what it beans, But it’s provocative. It gets the people going.
- Oh, I don't wanna die. - You'll be okay.
Snowflake.
and the spirit of honest competition.
What happened? What's the word?
What are you doing here?
But after that performance, he's starting to reek of gold.
Out there, I feel like I can do anything.
START UP NEAR THE CROTCH, THAT’S A BETTER ACCESS POINT
A historic event here in Montreal.
Anze Kopitar is Ice Hockey Boom!
Squat thrusts are hard.
I sympathise with you, Hector. I really do, but there's nothing I can do.
See, your days of stealing the spotlight are over.
Thank God.
You know I have a restraining order against you.
Skating.
Buying’s for free. Selling’s gonna cost you something.
5.9, 6.0, 5.8.
I've won a lot of radio contests, because I refused to get off the line!
I seem to have wet my pants
Oh, my gosh. Can you...
♪ I'm gonna get you, get you drunk Get you drunk off my lady hump ♪
May 2022 Be a most triumphant year
Ah, Man
We want you to turn your attention to Chazz now.
For you
Because now I've got a brother.
Come On, Jimmy. Nail It!
We can do this.
Hey, Michaels, let's go. Lace up. The fog machines are primed.
But this ought to do it.
- Sorry, I already called it in my head. - You can't do that. That doesn't count.
And yes, no need to ask, I'll consider you for a position.
and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie
and was named one of Barbara Walters' most fascinating persons of 1994.
Or a performance of Cirque du So-lame?
I mean, really, what's so great about skating, anyway?
I know her.
It's a Posturepedic.
And so while his scores are being tabulated,
Okay, say, "Sounds to me like your cream needs to be whipped",
while their sister, Katie, cheered from the sidelines.
You're right on time. Come in.
I didn't have a tenth birthday.
United Ireland is a freight train For hell. Okay?
settle down and pop out a few little Chazzlings.
- She just got out of the shower. - Oh, me likey.
What an unbelievably disastrous beginning to this routine!
Jimmy, it'll all work out.
If you weren't so goddamn beautiul out there...
once at the top of the skating world,
No Katie don’t go We love you and stuff
I'm on my way.
World Wintersport Games. And yes, I am Chazz Michael Michaels.
'cause I just got back from the gym doing my squat thrusts.
Spawned in the hell-fires of Motown.
Welcome to my little production.
What you guys were talking about?
What? For me? Why?
I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear.
We're freestyling. You're the steak, I'm the sizzle.
I don't know what I can say,
And now the moment this crowd has been waiting for.
and to revel in the glory that is sport.
please gather your coach, family, and friends
And if you think I'm going anywhere, you're wrong. You know why?
Now there's the arm.
Katie is not a whore!
Side-by-side skate clashes.
is sometimes the most sensible solution.
Oh, and I'm a sex addict.
What about the amazing Michaels and MacElroy?
Twin Dongs.
What is it? Boom.
You do not get shotgun every time.
Now he's up there laughing at them.
Hey. Nancy Kerrigan.
Hey, it's Jimmy. If you can dream it, you can do it.
Yes, I do. I do. I can't go through with this.
I mean, who are you gonna trust, a little girl or Jimmy MacElroy?
Oh, God, they feel so good.
11:55 sharp.