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"I Totally Wanna Cut Off Your Skin And Wear It To My Birthday. It's Coming Up
That might require some bad behaviour.
You guys are the best. Hey, Jimmy?
Wow, so, you're a sex addict, too.
Ending the programme showing his flexibility.
Sweet.
Don't even think about putting us in the same league.
Jimmy MacElroy stands alone at centre ice.
You know how hard it is to find a partner?
Welcome. Welcome.
You're the guys everybody's talking about. How does it feel?
And just watch over him. All right?
Pdx Timbies are a freight train from hell, okay?
And those good vibrations seem
They only make 11 of them a year.
When someone asks what program management means
Especially not the precious and pampered Richie Rich.
- I have to call her back. This is so rude. - No! Are you insane?
Feeling? We're feeling now? What are you teaching this boy?
The finest skaters from all over the country have trained tirelessly,
Sorry, Chazz. Nothing personal.
but I would like to hold them down and skate over their throats.
Hey, MacElroy. Was that your routine?
and spectacle of these, the 20th World Wintersport Games.
Did you see that? They were actually pretty good.
Boom.
fall in love with me.
let's take a look at this exceptional young skater.
Look, Coach, I know I said I wanted to skate pairs, but two men?
I'm actually looking for a female skater to compete with me at Nationals.
North Korea.
Chazz, I have asked you to leave before and I don't wanna do it again.
We have to do something that only two men can do together.
Van Waldenberg Companies.
Till I get it right. You gotta trust me, Jesse.
That blonde chicks a dude? Aw man
And Spandex and glitter. Egos.
All of these are weapons in the pairs skaters' arsenal.
While driving me to skating practice, my parents were in a fatal accident.
That's what they want from Chazz Michael Michaels.
5.9, 5.9, 6.0,
is sharing it with your fellow countryman.
If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin.
when a children's ice show was interrupted by a street fight
What about you? You got any tats?
Step aside, home school. There's a new sheriff in town.
You didn't see shit!
I don't even know who you are any more.
And they join Team USA's other gold medallists,
- Nothing breaks up a team faster than... - Herpes.
You figured out how to work the Google on the Internet machine.
I am stunned silent, absolutely silent, Jim.
having sex. A lot.
Okay! Okay!
Look, I almost gave up on you.
Yeah. That's great.
Who is that girl?
We love you, Denver!
Hey, Katie.
that working with hides and pelts releases the soul.
- Look, I'm like lightning. - Put your skates back on.
Yo. Hi. It's the Mac attack. What up?
I don't think that's stupid. I'm glad that I said that.
Otto and Ella Van Waldenberg,
in a bizarre turn of events,
I'm Katie.
Jimmy.
God bless you Jimmy, God bless your heart
I don't get it.
Let's do this.
Oh, crap.
Look, I knew I had it. I just felt like it needed a little...
It doesn't mean as much as winning America's hearts.
this child prodigy was forged into an über skater.
I call top.
I am so proud of you.
That was disgusting.
I could not love a human baby as much as I loved that bahn mi yesterday
Scott, I seem to have wet my pants
- Good luck. - You, too.
We love you, Jimmy.
Now, I think it would be best for all of us if we didn't drag this out. Clean break.
Banned for life. That's a long time.
Out of his clothes in a hurry when he has to.
Chazz, they got to get you to a hospital. Come on.
Gross. Get me out of here! Somebody help me!
Ladies and gentlemen, Grublets on Ice will be cancelled until further notice.
Coach! Coach! Did I make it in time? Where's Chazz?
When I was nine, my dad insisted on having me circumcised
Let's get started, shall we?
It doesn't really matter, it's waltz position.
I was on Quaaludes. I don't even remember Oslo.