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Sasha Cohen catches Michaels' jock strap.
DON’T LET HER FOOL YOU, SHE’S AS COLD AS THE ICE SHE SKATES ON
but I pray you can all forgive me.
And if you're at all interested in self-preservation,
just scared the shit out of the establishment
So, the favourites, Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg
Nice. Really nice.
Jimmy MacElroy and Chazz Michael Michaels,
Well, I'll tell you something, Jim.
That's a month away.
The world wondered, had Stranz and Fairchild gone into a layback spin
I'm not gonna spend the rest of my life in a cage of fear.
Well, but she's wrong.
Fans remember Michaels and MacElroy as gold medallists who,
Remember how they used to be alive?
MacElroy's heart is like a beautiful apple that's in your hand
And I don’t wanna miss a DANG!!
became banned from competition for life.
Postpuppypartum
OH ME LIKEY
But after that performance, he's starting to reek of gold.
- Yes. - No. No.
So I knew she was limber.
You look great Nelly. You look amazing. Your hair totally rocks.
You getting a lot of satisfaction from those $15 hookers?
and a Kristi Yamaguchi Lifetime Achievement Award.
Jimmy, come on. The scores are up.
Wow! Nice work. Somebody got busy in a big way.
The eyes of a small child, seeing that wonder as they...
But all those stories have been eclipsed now
This ice has not been properly Zambonied.
She couldn't, because of you.
And so, now we are honoured to bring you the wonder, pageantry,
Seems about right.
Thank you, Hector. He did it for us.
Jimmy!
Yeah, unfortunately, but it's fantastic that you're here.
If you call a 16 year old kid with a 21 year old girlfriend troubled!
- Yes! Yes! - Oh, my gosh!
Until her friend, a massage therapist, walked in the door naked.
Come on Matt do go we love you and stuff
What are you doing?
Its not gonna matter 'cause you're flat in front like Seth
“And I don’t wanna miss a DANG!!
crotch luggage?
I just put those into order.
You are going to eat together, sleep together.
Twin dongs
Hi, it's Jimmy!! If you can dream it, you can do it!!
Frank Anderson is short track speed skating
Okay, all right, I'm sorry. I'll cut to the chase.
Really.
so called experts talking about 'the future of work' NO MORE BULLSHIT. REAL DATA!
Oh, no! It's the evil wizard!
Impure! Impure!
No. Dreams are in your sleep.
Hector?
- What's that, Mother? - Don't.
Perfection's what they need if they want to beat Stranz and Fairchild.
And that's why I was a sex addict.
They're picking up speed for something spectacular.
This has to be a proud moment for Michaels and MacElroy.
How is this possible?
the side by side jump, the throw jump.
SELL YOURSELF
Here it comes.
I was on quaaludes, I don’t even remember Oslo
And Spaetzle's aflame!
Everything they do is drenched in drama.
No!
I started working with that Ukrainian skater,
So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
I take pride in the words, "Ich bin ein Berliner!"
Because I will not back down, ever!
Keep it up!
I'm here to sign up the pairs team of Michaels and MacElroy.
Some people refer to me as the Illustrated Man.
- They wanted me to spy on you. - Really?
Wow! Flawless, as always.
combining to be the first male-male pair team in the history of the sport.
and then go...
when someone asks what program management is
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative
Hey, where you going?
You crushed my dreams.
Chapter Three... Eight Little Sailor Boys Chopping Wood One Chopped Himself In Halves And Then There Were Seven...
Incredible.
Now let's join Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg
- She didn't? - No.
We got two days till Montreal. I wanna see an Iron Lotus.
And there's another unique Michaels skill.
Now listen up. Gary's been a long-time friend.
Okay, but start up near the crotch. That's a better access point.
He wants to make love to the crowd.
This cowboy is cracking his whip on the haunch of this crowd, and they love it!
It's called improvisation. Even your precious Kenny G does it.
- Get away! - Jimmy! No!
But I've been your son for 26 years.
Jimmy! Don't let your legs buckle!
Who's talking about love? We just want you to have sex with him.
It's good to see you.
as the first male-male representatives this sport has ever seen.
Well, maybe I did.
I had my face painted at the Blueberry Festival one year
Come on! Come on!
And like many revolutionary ideas,
Let's just move on. Who'd like to talk about Chlamydia?
So Jimmy and Chazz together and no fighting, huh?
Before a big competition, I like to work with leather.
I gotta... Yeah, shower. I need one of those
That blonde chick's a dude? Ah, man.
people will forget all the hype
I like your buttons.
Unreal. An instant classic.
"Pour some sweet cream on it."