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I'm okay!
you take off your shoes before you set foot on the Berber.
- Sorry. - Maybe it's Nike.
Jimmy, it's me, Chazz.
Grant me the serenity not to have sex with my friends sister
Shut up, Michaels.
- Fine, I'll do it. - Yes.
That's why they call me the Lone Wolf, on my back there.
You smell like a winner!!
I ain't making no promises.
Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch
I'm nothing but a human Onion
- Did we win? - I don't know.
Do you have a bathrobe or a parka you could...
You are evil. Pure evil!
Too much Hulu and warm milk for Donnie Another original thought from SCROTUS
He's got a heart of gold.
Surfing a tsunami of swagger right now.
Eat that, MacElroy.
between two former champions.
Michaels and MacElroy turn up the thermostat.
- Where're you going? - Sex addicts meeting.
These guys put the "bone" in Zamboni.
With a big bottle of canola oil
NUSS BUS IS A FREIGHT TRAIN FROM HELL
That's you, the wolf that runs with the Lone Wolf.
Daddy! He's crushing me.
If you're here to thank me for firing Chazz Michaels, it was my pleasure.
Coach, he'll be here.
Bring it on! Let it rain down on me.
Oh, yeah, of course. Why not?
And he nails it!
Looking's for free. Touching's gonna cost you something.
Hello, ladies. Typical of Michaels, it's not enough just to win.
Damn it.
His ultimate find came in the form of skating wunderkind, Jimmy.
That's why those seats are so valuable.
What? I guess so. Why?
For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows.
- Then bring it on! - It is on!
You Drunk? No. But this ought to do it
Not just a brush but a Verticoli.
It's dark for everyone, moron.
- Hey, Stranz. - Hi.
Yes.
Cogent It's my cross to bear
. .
All right? So come on, let's go.
No, please!
But I'm a skater. There's nothing to move on to,
me trying to convince my kids they need a shower
Okay. I'll go over here. Sandwich.
to the World Wintersport Games in Montreal.
A move the likes of which the world had never seen before.
Okay, let's get started.
as the skating community continued to voice its outrage.
Out on my dance floor you won't know
This is my brother!
When I was a kid, a little.
it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle.
I hate you.
Hello, and welcome to day three of the Orbitz World Wintersport Games.
What's so funny, Cool Whip?
No, I'm not spying for you again.
I'll tell you what is. Oksana.
If you call being a nine-year-old kid with a 35-year-old girlfriend troubled.
it gets the people GOING!
popping and locking their way to the championship in Montreal.
- Yeah, we had snow cones... - Oh, that's so great.
Is Little Lord MacElroy gonna come and meet you down here?
Yeah. Me, too.
The physics were off.
All right.
Do you know what you can do for a burn?
Oh, that sucks.
Stranz!
I mean, sign-up is in two days.
and further hurt your progress
You sex demon! You, you sex fiend!
See ya!
or they create great music together
That's the reality
♪ Tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la A grublet sings along ♪
Not for Alaskans or dudes with night vision goggles.
That was uncalled for. I overreacted
and they'll focus on the purity of the sport
The best Chinese and Russian pairs have fallen away,
Will it be Chazz Michael Michaels?
You didn't see shit!!
How many times do you have to make the same mistake?
A couple of freaks
- That's a good idea. - Much better.
Twin dongs?
It’s not just a brush It’s a Verticolli
I will. Boom.
I've never fallen once in competition.
Practice starts now. End of discussion.
and down goes Chazz Michael Michaels.
Fairchild's legs and Stranz's ass.
Chris Aviles Is DELTA
Jimmy's my friend. I'm not gonna do this.