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Oh, my God.
I mean, we have the best fans in the world.
Jimmy's here at the arena, you ass.
God grant me the serenity not to have sex with my friend's girlfriend
and let's just say, he's a complex man.
Yeah, listen, it's great to see you, Hector, but I'm really busy right now.
- What does that even mean? - Shut up and take off your damn shoes.
Michaels.
Decided on our own to do a little flourish off the triple, did we?
Perfectly balanced, low drag, minimal torque.
You're in Chazz's world now.
You smell like aftershave and taco meat.
And he likes dreams and whispers
because dreams never weigh you down.
It's daytime, you douche.
Oh, yeah? Well...
If they'd published the rest of the quote...
Leeann Blahitka is BAC
God bless you, Jimmy. God bless your heart.
Rewind it. I wanna see his head bang down again.
Move!
- You gotta start skating again, Jimmy. - What?
I'm coming, Chazz.
You’re high…
Chazz, release to Jimmy. Easy, see? Release...
"doing my squat thrusts"
That's because I'm not finished.
I totally wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday. It's coming up.
No. And miss the smell of sweet gold?
They got by on 97 percent adrenaline and three percent bullshit.
I wanna wear a good medal Naked
and they force me to work for them like a slave.
But I don't care!
The only skater to win four national championships and an adult film award,
Either the locked-in technical style of MacElroy
Maxim.
Beautiful.
We got you, Mr Michaels. Let's go.
That was a close one..
You smell like a winner! You want to smell like...
Come on, Katie, don't go. We love you and stuff.
Ill tell you who said it Osama
It's MacElroy, for her.
Yeah, sure. Are you crying?
The horny mobile is here to fuck the competition
I could not love a human baby as much as I love this brush.
Twenty seconds to disqualification.
- You drunk? - No.
I bet you'd like to know.
You're gonna kill him! Watch the blade!
with kids of all ages fashion drafting right behind their idol.
by becoming a star in Detroit's underground sewer skating scene.
Dave, they’d fire you…
No Katie don’t go Love you and stuff
You know, we're just so grateful for this wonderful opportunity
Thank you so much.
Oh, no! It's the evil wizard!
- Was the fire really necessary? - Ask them.
And boy, look at them! They are really having fun with this.
Troubled childhood?
when their parents died tragically in a car crash.
You can use all the Mane 'n Tail but....
I'm okay.
Just two pairs remain. Both American. Both hell-bent on reaching the top.
I just wanna say keep dreaming
"Chazz Michael Michaels is figure skating."
You're welcome, Stockholm.
So I quit.
No, I can't, I...
Ali without Frazier. Han Solo without Chewbacca.
It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out on the ice.
while his trademark Jimmy curl was sweeping the nation,
5.9, 6.0...
No one does, but it’s provocative.
And?
That's how much you mean to me, bro.
- Are you nuts? - What? That's crazy.
A six-pack of protein shakes and a subscription to Men's Health.
as they wind up their routine,
Yes!
And most of all, your sister.
you may do so at this time.
Damn it.
Good. We're in agreement then.
I can't hear you, Papa. What are you... You're crying?
Okay. Well, I'll see you.
- I can't do it. - I'll coach you. Get on the phone.
Two men skating together? That's a riot. That's a laugh riot.
Mind bottling, isn't it?
You know, I'm not a violent person,
ediot ediot
They've literally taken this sport by storm.