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Hey, Sammy, it's not what it looks like.
Jimmy.
NAA is Top GUn boom!
That, young man, is how babies are made.
She's Stranz and Fairchild's sister?
MacElroy still waving to the crowd.
Your problem is your boundaries. That ends today.
Yes, I think so. No.
All right, this is gonna stop right now.
No. When I met you, you were a great figure skater.
Hey, you listen to me, old man!
You know damn well I'm not letting either of you sign up. They're banned.
Now maybe underneath all your bullshit, we can still find something beautiful.
Robert, I know where this is going.
What are you doing?
That was close...
to the children of the world.
You see? You're only banned from your division, men's singles!
You're tensing your face. If you tense your face,
Throw me some chicken!
Scene of the crime.
- He's talking about the carpet. Berber? - What are you? The Rug Doctor?
where one man's body ends and another begins.
and you take good care of him.
Give me your hand.
Let's capture the dream.
We’re gonna golf one way and one way only My scramble
Maine Mariners Are a Freight Train From Hell
GME and r/WSB are a freight train from hell, okay?
Well, it's all smiles here in the Crest kiss and cry area.
So, how'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice with your wiener?
Here I am, guys. We did it. High-fives.
Hey, Jimmy! Jimmy!
No, you brought me half a gold medal.
Sorry.
Yeah!
'FUTURE OF WORK' EXPERTS WORKPLACE DEMISTIFIED
To make this right! Jimmy needs to know the truth!
and slept with your partner like I told her to.
You challenging me, Princess?
Wow.
Behind the Bamboo Curtain, they call it...
You're two men. You should be fine.
I'm not gonna say wow, but wow!
Section 14, paragraph G,
You guys just want to cheat again, don't you?
'Cause I will knock your block off.
You’re high…
Their first move's so difficult. Throw triple Axel.
I was on Quaaludes. I don't even remember Drafting 2nd
What have you been up to?
JFK.
matching crotch luggage?
$1 million canadian. Or 7.5 million Turkish Lira.
But if something should happen to your new boyfriend's leg,
Guys!
Why don't you go ahead and introduce yourself?
It will "get me time to get my jugs waxed."
Okay. "Yo. It's the Mac attack. What up?"
- Now it's on! - You're so fat!
What about that one on your shoulder? Who's that?
They already handed out the girls' medals this morning.
Handmade in Italy. They carve it out of illegal whalebone.
Don’t make me kill her
I see you got fat.
Thanks.
I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps.
the winners of the men's singles
matching crotch luggage?
If you were as drunk as me, you’d see how scary it is…
After all we've done for you? After all you did to Mom and Dad?
FANTASY FOOTBALL. GIVE IT UP. IT’S LIKE A CRUEL BITCH MOTHER.
for which the town was named.
It is the fabled Iron Lotus.
- Remember the slides I showed you? - But they're beautiful.
USA!
What?
I can't do the Lotus with a shattered ankle.
Sorry. I'm hot.
with a couple of jumps thrown in, right?
That's enough! Why do you guys keep doing that?
that have been doing this for years?
Down Goes McElroy
We're just asking you to discreetly tape their practice routines.
They did publish the rest of your quote. You go on to say,
That was textbook execution. Same scores I beat you with in Oslo.
The curve…it’s my cross to bear.
Fireworks display in Montreal.
Don't be so sure.
I hate my life.
I was high on quaaludes. I don’t even remember Oslo
it just scared the shit out of the establishment.
Wow
Get out of my FaceTime! ‘I’ll get inside your FaceTime!’
That blonde chick's a dude? Oh, man.