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the men's pairs figure skating team of Michaels and MacElroy.
Hey, there!
One more. I'm really close.
Hey, it's me again. Jimmy, please, call me back, so I can explain.
- I made it. - I knew you would.
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
The L.A. Kings are a freight train from hell and are going straight up the ass of the competition.
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THE CUBS ARE A FREIGHT TRAIN FROM HELL
Hands.
Well, they titled this routine "Fire and Ice."
It would make it easier for me, Jimmy, if you left now.
Hey. Chazz?
Snowflake!
Give i
Well, you know he is sex on ice.
Buyers Market VS Sellers Market No one knows what it means but it gets people going
for the greatest suffering the world has ever known?
Crossfit... Give it up Mitzi It's like a Cruel bitch mother
Okay. Say, "Oh, my, you're just catching me getting out of the shower."
I will. Boom. You have my word. High-five.
Who's gonna save you now, Chazz?
Oh, that thing?
No, you don't. You could never keep up with my flawless technique.
No Jacob dont go We love and stuff
And then I brush my hair 100 times with this.
What, what!
it's provocative
But I was referring to the precision and beauty of robots.
Get away from that sand!!!
Yeah. Okay.
Come on, people, break it up!
some say questionable, training methods,
Be warned. The Iron Lotus demands your respect.
I know.
I mean, I had it with skating for the judges, you know?
I'm gonna pop you in the back of the head.
Are you trying to mechanic poach? Get out of here before we throw down.
Yeah, but can they do it in front of five judges and 30 million people?
Why don't you get out of here before I throw down?
- Did you just say "mind bottling?" - Yeah, mind bottling.
Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
They don't feel right.
- "Real hard." - Real hard.
No. I'm fine.
...5.9, 5.9, 5.8, 6.0!
No. No, no. You act right or you leave my studio.
That's very important to us.
You know, when things are so crazy,
Chazz Michael Michaels walks in with the unrated version.
NO CHARNIE DON'T GO WE LOVE YOU AND STUFF...
- Sell yourself. - Will you be quiet?
and the wisdom to know that masturbation
Yeah, this kid is torturing my daughter's foot.
Unbelievable finish to an incredible routine!
I don't know, Scott. I'm not sure, interpretive dance moves
A haven, a place where I could feel safe.
Trying my best not to sound psychotic... Failed
Come on, Denver, get off your asses!
but a beehive for germs and bacteria.
My student's response when I go to pick them up on a day I'm not wearing makeup.
It’s my cross to bear
Pour sweet cream on it.
I was wondering if you wanted to get a snow cone sometime?
I was on quaaludes, I don’t even remember Oslo!
'Cause you have officially given me a boner.
They're too tight.
You’re high
The registration for the National Finals closes in exactly 12 hours.
For three years I've been trying to get over the nightmare you two created.
As Marilyn Monroe and JFK,
I'm late, sis. My hair is just not cooperating.
Dreams? Shit. I haven't had one of those in years.
Wait!
We’re golf one way and one way Only My lovely lady scrambles
Keep your speed up.
Two men, only one winner.
"My Blonde Ukrainian She-Devil."
Okay, here it goes.
Jimmy MacElroy, skating's Little Orphan Awesome.
- Damn it! - Watch my Icy Hot Super Slide.
Help yourself to the Mane n' Tail all you want,
from which they could never recover?
I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson,
Can you give me a time-out here with Chazz?
You two are the last pieces of the puzzle.
Oh, God.
YOU TRYNA SKATER POACH?!?
How are we gonna compete against teams
Another 6.0.
All right, ladies, tea party's over.
It’s so cold outside. There’s only one thing that’s colder…
A champion, an icon, a giver.