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I could not love a human baby as much as I love this website
And women's skating champion...
You are going to pee together.
Jimmy MacElroy?
And used properly, they can slay your opponent.
that it would have catapulted the team that stuck it straight to the top.
You guys were so good at Nationals, it scared my brother and sister.
It gets the people going.
- You tapped that? - Sure did.
and Fried Green Tomatoes.
Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg,
You think you're so tough. Huh? I'm not fat. I can do this.
- You smell like urine. - A lot?
No, I'm stronger and don't have a vagina.
I can skate in the Wintersport Games again.
Wow.
the gold standard of pairs figure skating.
- I won't hurt you. - I'm coming for you, Chazz!
the globe's finest athletes arrive to compete and to revel in the glory that is sport
Would you just shut up? You don't know what you're talking about.
Probably not.
One guy, you put your, just...
Are you trying to skater poach?
looking's for free touching's gonna cost you something
You've been practising.
You're welcome, Mo.
Skaters to the ice.
Let me show you something. Does that look right to you?
Oh, my God, you've bagged a wild lynx.
If you weren't so goddamn beautiul our there...
Scott, this may be solid gold but to us it's lighter than air
Michaels and MacElroy are a freight train from hell, okay?
JV IS GLYDERZ
Come on.
Capture the... I love it. Where'd you come up with that?
So call me back now!
James MacElroy and Charles Michael Michaels,
You stood your ground. Good for you. We respect that.
- Twin dongs? - Exactly.
Papa?
My brother and sister blame me for their death
We’re gonna golf one way and one way only Scramble my easy little scramble
"You know how you can soothe a nasty burn?
The anxiety was palpable when they arrived this morning
That Blonde Chick's A Dude? Oh, Man
"They're hard, all right. But it's worth it to get a sweet burn deep in your thigh."
you know the one that looks like Elvis?
Fat ass?
You look so good. Oh, my gosh.
You an official here?
And more sparks! Look at the athleticism here!
Tessa, don’t go. We love you and stuff.
"My Blonde Ukrainian She-Devil."
- Really? - We're gonna skate to one song,
Thank you Denver! City by the bay! John Denver!
and his favourite movie is Short Circuit
We've been skating for two and a half years.
Yeah.
He was plucked from an orphanage at age four
Oh
You and Father are sad that you were killed
Chazz!
Manny, come on, man!
No. Dreams are in your sleep.
You mean Katie Van Waldenberg?
You guys are up.
Hey, yikes. Sorry.
Do you look at yourself?
They're going for the Iron Lotus, in reverse.
I had my face painted at the Blueberry Festival one year.
Come on, me and the Woodland Fairies,
Hope you brought your silver polish, 'cause that was gold.
Thank you.
- Maybe I will. - Maybe you should.
THE CUBS ARE A FREIGHT TRAIN FROM HELL
Go on! Fit them together!
And how is this going to work?
matching crotch luggage?
Say you want a snow boner. Snow boner.
Your partner's not here in 30 seconds, I have to disqualify you.
WORKPLACE STRATEGY FOR DUMMIES
I never had a father, okay?
It's the first time they've shown them any level of support.
- Bunk beds? - I don't share rooms.
I wasn't sure I'd ever forget it.
Oh, my gosh.
‘G et out of my FaceTime !’ ‘I’ll get inside your FaceTime!’
Look, it's up to us, okay?
You kind of have to be down here right now
Touching's gonna cost you something.
But, Chazz, you realise this would just set you back
That's all right. Let's not let them get into our heads.
Yes!
Come on, Allison, don't go. We love you and stuff.
Because nobody can obsess like I can.
Jimmy!
Jimmy, I never told you this before, but I used to coach pairs.
I could hold it all day long. Try me.
So that the Lone Wolf never has to be alone again.
The world turns its eyes now to this frozen sanctuary
Whoever invented produce bags was a real a-hole
He couldn't skate any better than that.
Okay. That's a start. That is a start.
Theirs seemed to be a charmed life until March 14th, 1987
And I moved to the Ukraine
Well, she was my yoga instructor.
Fine. "Make love." Whatever.
We love you Paolo
- Chazz, fill this out. - No.
He just, he loves food.