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Scene of the crime
My nut-sack!
And all they're doing is just leeching the dignity out of our beloved sport.
Great! Press loves them, and now so do the sponsors.
And what does a new gold medal mean for you?
Zip it Chazz! Zip it or I'll punch you in your crap lousy face!
- Get out of my face. - I'll get inside your face.
Just thought you'd like to see what a skater's body really looks like.
I know more than you think I know.
Especially not a dude.
"For a lustrous coat." Does this actually work?
Your whole family's evil! Your brother.
Jimmy, you did it! The gold medal, baby! You did it!
Why don't you come to my room tonight and we can comfort each other?
Not Oksana Baiul?
Wait, Coach!
- Yeah. God, that burns. - Oh, yeah?
That's why I floored you in '02 and the spring of '99.
Oh, yeah. He was here a minute ago.
PDX Timbies Are a freight train from hell
so might as well try it.
Just when you think you've seen it all,
Okay. Break it down. Show me what you got.
And Gary said I've got a 3rd Ball
You figured out how to work the Google on the Internet machine
Indeed. I think it's worth noting,
I had so many lawyers work on so many appeals.
Absolutely. I have the best fans in the world.
I wanna wear the gold medal, naked.
A Mr Roboto to start the routine.
Sorry.
one song only. Lady Hump by the Black Eyed Peas.
Chazz taught me some stuff.
Now you're getting stoned with the Woodland Fairies.
Let me show you something Does that look right to you
will be given a chance to defend their actions at Stockholm...
are gonna win these judges over.
- Wait. Why? - Because you whine like one!
I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.
Really? I thought my landing was all bad...
Well, here's a new quote for you, all right?
I'll get yours, Jimmy.
Step aside, home school. There's a new Chop in town.
Turned out well.
Hump
I would fire you
and they made an improper left-hand turn.
matching crotch luggage?
"with more personality than that Daddy's boy." End quote.
5.9, 5.9, 6.0...
Maybe if you released me at that quarter-turn,
It's like these two men did beam in from outer space,
Flawless. Just textbook perfection.
This one cost me $12,000 or 30 million lira.
Guys, maybe, maybe if you concentrate on the skating
An absolutely seamless use of props integrated into choreography,
NO CHARNIE DON'T GO WE LOVE YOU AND STUFF
Completely different skaters, known to be enemies of one another,
Once a breeder of some of the most successful racehorses in the world,
I'm just a man, for God's sake.
It's Gary. What are you doing?
And there it is.
- She's gonna hear you. - Get back on the phone. Say, "Shower?
Didn't you once say, and I quote,
I hate you.
Jimmy! Has pairs skating helped your popularity?
Oh, sweet Jesus.
- I am figure skating. - Stop it!
Zach when Kim is demanding more hours: "Bring it on! Let it rain down on me!"
So, Katie, it looks like your date went really well the other night, huh?
No other pair in the world could do this!
What’s colder than Black Ice?
Why, Stranz?
We are forced to take Michaels and MacElroy out of play, no matter what.
History in the making.
- Let's kick some ice. - Okay.
It was a man and a woman, that's why it didn't work.
Why would we step in baby food?
This was my favourite place growing up.
But what? How's the partner search coming, kid?
Yes. Absolutely hammered.
- Nothing happened! - Jimmy!
She'll seduce you with chocolates and roses
All the endorsements, everything gone.
It's embarrassing stalking a has-been, you know what I mean?
That's lame.