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When thinking about tunning and everyones shit is blowing up
You know what? I permanently called shotgun.
Oh, my God!
I’ll get my jugs waxed.
in maintaining control over your libido, correct?
Welcome back to competitive skating, gentlemen.
Because if you can't dance with a man, you damn sure can't skate with a man.
I'm so sorry, sir.
That's what I thought.
It belongs out there.
Lovely lady bumps
I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women.
We didn't practise that.
Little help.
But it amounts to the same thing, so...
I'm gonna put some weight on it to see.
Two men.
And they nail it! Unbelievable performance!
Let's do it, Chazz!
except for winning the gold again and keeping it this time.
Stranz. Fairchild. Melissa Kelly, ESPN2.
Katie, please, will you just take this camcorder, okay?
- What's colder than dry ice? - I don't know.
First throw.
Of course.
to minimise wind resistance.
Legally, I'm disowning you.
It's the best he's been.
Now apparently you're dedicating this performance
- Great! - I'm not a magician.
Forget it. I gotta go.
YIKES. SORRY.
♪ My hump, my hump My lovely lady hump ♪
These are a couple of diaper bags I made for Faith Hill.
And I took it to the one place on earth batshit crazy enough to give it a try.
I miss Garrett As much as I miss this brush
Jealousy.
Ice blows.
These two blue-eyed funk machines are going to find themselves
More than that, I pray the children can forgive me.
Jesse, put in the tape.
This might be enough to send them to Montreal
The performance of a lifetime, Jimmy MacElroy!
What?
City by the bay! John Denver!
to be out here on the ice again...
Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
Yeah. How's that for forbidden love?
we're living in the here and now.
Look, MacElroy's also down now.
and a monkey who was trained to work on a video camera.
Yeah. But don't let her fool you. She's as cold as the ice she skates on.
But there's nothing in the rule book that says you can't.
Jimmy's renowned for his personal hygiene, Scott.
As we prepare to hear testimony, Michaels and MacElroy
All right. You'll be staying here for the duration.
Looks like they might be trying something...
Start at the crotch It’s a better access point
and now as a pair team?
Stranz Van Waldenberg.
I’m a clear tv subscriber. It’s my cross to bear.
Whoever invented winter was a real A-hole.
She was ready to quit, hang up her skates
Chazz, Chazz. We did it!
Let's get outta here.
And no one can lift your fat ass. You're on a diet, starting now.
Jealousy jealousy
You crazy bastard!
From the United States,
You didn't see shit!
Look, I didn't mean to drag your balls into the discussion.
The Native Americans always said
You are not stronger. Watch this, fat ass.
and Chazz Michael Michaels.
But the siblings' commitment was such
Good choice, my man.
Michaels and MacElroy have brought the legend to life.
All right, Mr Smart Reporter, showing off.
When friends ask me how i dug up so much intel on him: Because Nobody Can Obsess Like I Can
How do you describe something like that?
Local figure skating fans got more than they bargained for today
My student's response when I go to pick them up on a day I'm not wearing makeup.
What are you doing there? No. Wait, wait. It's okay. No.
USA.
Well, Stranz and Fairchild,
That's not my style. Chazz Michael Michaels goes it alone.
how heavy is that gold around your necks?
I'm in a lot of pain. I feel like I'm gonna barf.
Yeah!
You're gonna file a joint income tax return.
I just threw up in here, people. That's the reality
Here we go. Show time.
Peetah!
The dance lift, the press lift, the twist lift,
So, let me ask you, any thoughts on the competition?
- Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tie. - You're high.
You would do that to your own family?
Oh, and I'm a sex addict
♪ Don't wanna close my eyes ♪
Would you like some champagne?
Team Moose is a Freight Train from Hell , Okay!
That's the reality. Another layer to the legend.
You're the girl.
Jimmy MacElroy. The crowd swooning as he comes out of that spin flawlessly.
Trying to skater poach?
It's like a Band-Aid. Just rip it off. We'll both feel better.
A perfect head butt! Down goes MacElroy!
- I'm un-adopting you. - What?
You know damn well I’m not letting you run. You’re banned.
What are you two doing here?
for years for their chance to make it onto the world stage.
From here on out, you guys are a team. Do you understand?