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Hey, Chazz. Come on.
I don't know, sis. Those two are nothing but a couple of freaks.
I don't know how to turn it on. Thank you.
No! Don't do it! I was wrong! It's suicide!
So, what's that one with the horse?
My life was nothing but focus.
You're gonna need those later. Now, come on.
I am never satisfied. It's a curse.
- I'll call you! - ...the judges' scores are:
All right, gentlemen, waltz position.
He's been staring at a pack of gum for nine hours. What'd you do to him?
God, I have to do everything in this family.
Zork Grand Inquisitor
that a buddy of mine let me flood with a garden hose.
YIKES, SORRY
I wanted it badly, so I developed a move.
Hey, Jimmy.
Oh, really? I like your glitter-tooth necklace thing.
I know that sex, I know that sex addiction is a disease.
I'll take him.
A move so revolutionary, so dangerous
All right, Stranz. Time for a little Chazzle Dazzle.
toe ek jou fotos sien
to flip this sport inside out.
Look, what happened back there, so not a big deal.
Could one of you all pass me a biscuit?
like a stack of classic Euro porn.
- And where's the warm-down room? - We don't have any of that.
Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy are figure skating. Boom!
That's how much you mean to me.
I don’t wanna fall asleep Cos I miss you Jimmy…
Last issue.
if you weren't so goddamn beautiful out there.
Fans, friends, esteemed members of the committee,
"I've had lint at the top of my ass crack
8:00 tonight. That sounds great.
You bet your ass it does.
Hey, everyone! This is Gary, the squirrel.
Let them get it out. Let them get it out.
It's time for a fresh start.
This ends tonight.
This must be for you.
No, you got it all wrong.
They're doing things that no other pair would dare to do.
You know, you just caught me getting out of the shower.
He is a child of privilege.
The honourable thing is to walk away and that is exactly what I'm doing.
Nice choice, Coach.
No way. The girl's goes on top.
I don't care if they win. I don't care about skating at all.
You're under arrest for the desecration of an international icon.
You can still compete in pairs skating.
You’re high…
I'm gonna have to cut your pants off.
now taking the ice.
A serious stumble in an otherwise perfect routine.
I'm all right!
.
but don't even look at the Verticoli.
No reason. I was just wondering how it went. Did it go well?
Chazz Michael Michaels, an ice-devouring sex tornado.
Come on, pick up. Come on, buddy.
Legally, I'm disowning you.
And she is not a whore.
Does that look right to you
- I think I broke my ankle. - What?
Bring them by the dance studio tomorrow.
Mr Michael Michaels,
Technique doesn't get you 18 medals
Hey…yikes…sorry
- I can't do that. It's crazy. - It's not crazy.
Well, then, in that case, it's good for my back,
the globe's finest athletes arrive to compete & to revel in the glory that is sport
Second show's almost three-quarters full.
Don't touch me. Nobody touches me.
and it was cold and everyone had guns and smelled like soup.
Chazz Michael Michaels has come in here and captivated this arena
Really? So, what's that one about?
♪ Tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la We sing a grublet song ♪
Hi. It's Jimmy MacElroy. Is Katie there?
I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR CRAP LOUSY FACE
No refunds will be given.
FANTASY FOOTBALL IS LIKE A CRUEL BITCH MOTHER
Definitely.
Hey, John Boy, it’s not what it looks like.
Hey, guys, you're amazing.
The gold medal has been won by Jimmy and Chazz,
Chazz, would you like to start the day off by sharing?
♪ What you gonna do with all that junk All that junk inside my trunk ♪
Please don't encourage them. Come on.
Damn it, Stranz.
Out on the ice in an ice rink.
and now you need to bite it.
But I learned something here today.
- Now? - Yeah.
All right, not bad, not bad. As long as that 5.8 doesn't kill us.
Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. I was
You gotta be careful, man. Unlike you, I actually use these things.
I've been friends with him forever,
At least you did the honourable thing.
No, you have to be sexy.
to nurturing athletically advanced human orphans.
Boom! We sure did.