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Meet me in the old place, five minutes.
Is it cool in here to you?
Yeah. Painting now.
and help you get started?
So I'm gonna limit myself to one shrub.
Oh-ooooh!
I am really gonna start painting
Can I ask you a question?
You hired someone to hit me with a pipe!
Show of hands-- who here has never had a complaint?
I need someone to be there for me.
I could have prevented that.
Not enough lobster. Side order.
You paint wall now?
like the snakes on the medic-alert bracelet?
- Did she buy it? - Did they say anything?
There's no time to explain.
So I just have to wait and see.
You tell me.
But I'm gonna let them think the other thing.
We're gonna cover for you, you know.
accepting calls from my clients while I'm gone.
You should go back to the first part, though.
- I'm so sorry. Angela-- - Oscar.
Why don't you ask your husband?
I'd like to try.
My pastor said it can come from breast feeding.
- No! - That's cheating.
If I'm not in your panties, I don't go vigilantes.
Aah! Actually, he's right in front of us.
Does he own a gun? Show her.
All right. You know what?
- Disarm! - You don't--
to get revenge.
making chitchat and smiling,
No, there's wine in here.
You wouldn't fart on a butterfly.
This is a woman who married a man
Oh. Look at that.
Okay. Okay, okay...
That is-- that is a loaded question.
Yes, you can. Okay.
I've been on the receiving end of that quite a few times.
I mean, do you think Kevin cares
Keep in mind, once I leave, there's no turning back.
because the sports marketing company that I started
You made my husband gay.
Let's get back to work, huh?
- Morning, folks. - I'll have the surf and turf