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Well, take them all. Be careful, one of them has got a rifle. Go!
150$ a week. It's not much, So when you say that you pay them a little something?
That's a funny pattern. Are they drunk?
l told you not to tell anyone.
He will contact her.
Hakir.
Yeah, most guys would be ashamed, but you've got the guts to just say: ''The hell with it.''
Let me tell you something! If she's anybody's girl, it's the guy you're sitting in back of!
I loved her well Yes! I met her, fell Yes!
Twenty hundred? Yeah.
I met her and I fell-- No, no. Cut out ''and I.''
I'm sorry. That's okay. That's all right.
That is a warning. I beg you, say nothing of this visit.
Take a step.
More! Encore!
But that's near here, isn't it?
Well, yeah, that's because...
But he doesn't like the idea of your friend dealing with a known communist.
They're using an automatic rifle. We've been hit.
Yeah, we, uh... We got a-- Or...
I'm not crying! A piece of sand blew in my eye!
Please be seated.
By tonight, they'll be out of water, miles from the well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, forget it. What's done is done.
Lyle. Lyle, are you sure it's safe to count on a lot of beads in the desert for a trail?
Hi. Hi.
Sir?
Now, we pay you 200 dirham for the job. 100 now and 100 later.
Yeah. That's where Las Vegas is. Cute, huh?
to appear as from natural causes.
Oh, what do you think l am, boy? A fool?
Chuck, this isn't really a good time to get depressed.
Now no one will find it...
Come on, now, get up! You idiot!
l grabbed them all, I put them in his suitcase and I put on his clothes
This is the shop of my uncle, the rug dealer.
l never even had a chance to look through the things I had packed.
I'll find an Air Canary agent. You watch the luggage. Excuse me, I'm an American. Just let me ask you one question.
On me? On you!
Don't tell him about the money. Oh, see, no.
Let's get the hell out of here! They don't look dead to me.
Listen...
Hawk, hold on, I'm coming.
Harridan oasis.
Tell him 8,000.
Now!
''That's Amore.'' Yeah, come on!
Did you know that Gaddafi has signed a pact with Morocco?
l gave them to your roommate when we exchanged jackets.
Maybe one day we will meet again.
But right now, we're just refining our songs, you know, so we don't get ripped off
What? I've been fooling you, Lyle,
I'm talking to you. l hear you.
Let's go. Chopper, come here! Come here!
Don't lose it, Lyle. Lyle? This is really interesting.
Yeah! Are you the auctioneer?
You all right?
Oh, they say they could hardly believe their ears.
Was I too tough on you?
Repeat. hunters unknown.
We're gonna be stuck here in Ishtar with no money, no job!
l read you, Circuit-breaker. This is 011-401 .
We've been sighted. Let them go.
You are the kind of guy I thought you were.
You're the guy who stole Chuck's passport.
The camel. Move the camel. Move the camel. Where?
He cries every 10 minutes, Carol. He's like an orphan.
Chuck, I know how bad you feel, but there's people in this world worse off than you. Oh, my God, Rabbi Pierce is here. Charles, you remember Rabbi Pierce.
You poor putz!
Cry? You don't get it. She likes me. She gave me the golamine beads. She told--
You got a good head for figures.
Hakir, look...
are really the first step toward recruiting agents for left-wing organizations.
Go! Quickly! Go, go!
I don't understand it. It was just an hour and a half outside of Shali Benimal.
A single. We were hired as a team.
Applaud! Come on!
Oh, my God.
Hide it.
I don't know anything about a map.
Sorry.
So we do it in Morocco. Then it's ours.
What? My passport's gone.
Ride it? How do I get up on it?
He's just riding shotgun in case there's trouble.
l just have to make sure that you're Miss Right. Don't you want to make sure that I'm--
Holy shit!
Ishtar
This is my friend Lyle Rogers. And you are?
Hold on, Hawk! Hold on! I'm coming.
Not me. Women don't like me.
That's the single.
They understood everything.
I'll never find Miss Right and Carol left me.
The mission's over. Just get out as quick, quick... While we can still say we made a mistake. Get out.
Auditioning tonight at The Ad Lib for the first time, please welcome Rogers & Clarke.
Off to the land of the big sleep
or any of these guys have that we don't have is an agent in 1930