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As one agent to another, I've heard the Emir is a prick.
That is why I put a price of 20,000 dirham on their heads this afternoon.
Come on, let's move these. Big, dumb, stupid-ass camel!
Hey, ice-cream truck! Stop! Over here!
Half an hour after you left this morning, l broke into your room and I stole the suitcase.
You know, you're the first guy in show business I've met over here.
Why?
Screw the water!
Could that be a mirage?
How can it be 20 hundred--? Twenty hundred klimsas!
l got good news for you. What?
How can it be 20 hundred--? Twenty hundred klimsas! Twenty hundred? Yeah.
Run a crooked line!
Tough crew, eh? Oh, very tough. Berbers.
What are you doing with a camel? Oh, that's a long story.
Lyle? Rogers? Yes.
Why? Who booked you in there, anyway?
Encore!
A lot of acts would kill for a booking in North Africa.
No, no, no, no! No, no, no! Not dead. Just resting!
and you come from a young country.
What's the matter, honey?
No, I didn't tell them about the suitcase.
When she left, her clothes were torn, her shirt was out, she was breathing heavily.
Now say ''muck.'' Muck.
Okay, okay, okay, that wraps up another audition night at The Song Mart.
That money is for us. That money is for the both--
You think I'm a big, dumb hick American, don't you?
No. it is terrible
Oh, gee, I wish there was something I could do.
You will not find it.
We didn't get any water.
I loved her well Yes!
That is it, isn't it? Now we're gonna get blackballed at the Chez Casablanca.
Take it behind the hump and put it on.
It's basically a try-out place for new material.
Lyle, '' Dangerous Business'' is as good as anything they ever wrote. Look at that, Simon & Garfunkel's Greatest Hits.
It's a disaster.
We have 25,000 American advisers.
Walk out casually talking to us. Come on.
Hold it, pal. Who are you?
Life isn't that bad, I just have a lot of pain.
Telling the truth-- Telling the truth is a scary...
So, uh, what are you doing here, Jim? I'm with the ClA.
I mean, you don't know much about where you are in terms of where you are, but...
Whoa.
Oh, I'm from near there. You know Vermont?
Huh?
SDFSDFSDF
Really, I'm very flattered, but I'm straight.
Son of a bitch! What?
It's getting nippy.
Please, don't deny it.
Hey, that's right.
Whatever you think it's worth.
Move the camel. Move the camel!
You gotta give yourself a break. You've never been out with anyone but your wife.
Look at the upside. We're not living lives of quiet desperation.
You bugged me? Yeah.
Don't you understand that? Hey, it takes a lot of nerve to have nothing at your age.
You think so?
I met her, wham! Yes!
What do you need this time, a donor heart?
Here's the thing, Jim. l don't know where she is.
He didn't want to live with us in Queens.
Could I have a map instead? There is no map of the desert.
These men are pawns. Their only use is as a link to Shirra Assel and the map.
Lyle. Lyle, listen to me. She's not worth it.
All right.
ln a couple of hours, you'll run into the Harridan oasis.
Get General Westlake to get the 7th Battalion as an enthusiastic audience for a live concert.
Well, let's, uh...
Want some water? Let me give you a little water.
Here's the money. l don't think I wanna do this.
So your friend told you about Mohamad. And you, no doubt, told the ClA.
A little while ago, your men tried to kill two Americans in Marrakech.
and we ask him to keep his eyes and ears open for us and we pay him a little something.
Shirra's brother must've sewed it in.
Fuck you! Fuck you twice!