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That's the farthest thing from what I said. I said I would want to go...
Some might know him...
TITO: Oh, shit.
TITO: It smells good.
Do you have any idea what's going on out there?
- It was a good night. - Your stuff is revolutionary.
ALL [CHANTING]: B.D.R.!
Megan! It's Tito! Hey!
If I could make you mine Oh, I'd treat you so special
She was with her boyfriend, and he did not look like he was hitting that shit right.
because it's getting a little rabid in there. All right?
TITO: They left about an hour ago.
And, look, Pony is great.
make a decision of whether I should leave that ghost in his grave...
Be mine
MAN [SINGING]: It's a beautiful night
Good night.
I think I wanna marry you
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Yeah, I hit you like what you sayin'
- Oh! - RICHIE: Shit!
I hear you, man.
Florida. What?! There's one in Ohio.
So, what did you do, turn this place into some sort of country club?
I was there, but in drag. You wouldn't have recognized me.
Every time it starts, he just goes and turns them off.
- You need a copilot? - Yes, please.
NANCY: The boys are just about to tell us what they do for a living.
You got it.
TOBIAS: Hey, what's with this fucking suit, bro?
- Where'd that come from? - TITO: He hit his head there.
Imagine this. A small, little rectangle.
Oh, shit! Yes!
And, um, one last thing: What's your favorite thing?
Shit!
Yeah. Appreciate that, Mike.
What's up?
KEN: What in the hell are you doing here?
All we got to do is ask them what they want.
You sound just like my ex.
Stop being a pussy. Let's go.
Ketchup and mustard?
No.
One person of color?
Toby! Throw it back here, brother. We need you.
All right.
Just got to find the right lady.
And if you'll have me
Megan?
[INDSSTINCT CHATTER]
I'm gonna need some crowd participation on this one, so just follow my lead.
Well, Fret Not, Casanova. You're Safe With Me.
Frozen yogurt. Artisanal.
Boy, I tell you, shit don't change, huh?
Help me I've got no soul to sell
If you're not gonna take our word for it, we just gonna show you. Okay?
And I couldn't not see you.
[ALL CHEERING]
Yes, Lord.
- That's actually not bad. - It's not bad at all.
Keep going till you hit the spot
- I like that rule. - Ha-ha-ha.
Mmm.
[LAUGHS]
But what if...
Tito!
I have Andre over here to take care of you. He'll take you wherever you want to go.
- We're syncing up the energy. - RICHIE: I fucking love you!
Yo, get outta here. Go have dinner with your family. I can do this.
I'll let you lick the lollipop
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Basically, I'm just trying to avoid ending up on the pole.
If I'm going down, I'm going down in a fucking tsunami of dollar bills!
[CELL PHONE DINGS]
- Get it out of here. - Don't. I'll throw it away when we get back.
What?
Fair enough.
If he doesn't, then y'all have a serious problem.
[ALL CHEERING]
[ALL CHEERING]
And the morning's when I wanna **** you
[ALL CHEERING]
But I want it that way
Hey, I forgot to ask, you still with Mercedes?
I am so thankful we are all here together on this last ride.
So if you need any work done, uh...
I know what was up Mrs. Davidson!
Ooh. You're wonderful.
How does it How does it
- KEN: You have now. - RICHIE: Well, actually...
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
I'll do it. I got it.
That's how you get flush in the food industry.
Hey, Toby.
Good job. I'll take it from here. Caroline...
When shit's not going your way, getting a little crazy with some random friends...
But I'm looking for two grown-ass women...
I've missed you so much. I know we're rolling face right now, but...
That's the Mikey I remember!
Oh, God.
Come on, man.
You're goddamn right.
You've seen me pee. I don't know anyone that's not my friend that's seen me pee.
That's the ticket, Miss Thing.
What are we looking for?
Johann Gambolputty
All right. You think about it, Dolly. I'm going back in there and feed the wolves...
- Cool, man. - It's hard to get people to pay attention.
Okay.
Does that mean you are gonna be on the pole or not? Because...
Hello, beautiful.
Didn't realize she'd actually been married to Shawn Kemp.
doesn't mean you get to waltz back in and tell us how to run our own shit.