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Stripper Pissing on Beach in Contemplative Pose could sell for thousands one day.
TITO: Well, you see...
You boys have fun.
That shit was dope.
What exactly are you doing out of it, though?
it just can't be right now.
Wanna know how I get down? Wanna know how I get down?
That's unfortunate for you.
Really, I've got it. Thanks, though.
Do you know how beautiful you are?
This girl taught me everything I know.
for the best amateur queen here in Jacksonville!
[D'ANGELO'S UNTITLED (HOW DOES IT FEEL) PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
You know I do, brother. First thing I packed.
But tomorrow we start the pilgrimage to Myrtle Beach for the convention.
- No, man. It's no problem. - Come on, it's fine. Seriously.
This fucking sucks.
Fine. I'll go then.
Her name is...
[ALL CHEERING]
- TITO: I bet. - TOBIAS: Feel that one.
[GINUWINE'S PONY PLAYING OVER RADIO]
Is Richie gonna cry because life isn't exactly the way he wants it right now?
Mm-hm.
I even did the proposal on the beach with bacon...
When I came back, someone wouldn't let me in the house.
Don't be shy. Where you at?
No, I don't think that's going to actually happen.
- I think my soul just died a little bit. - TITO: I love you, Ernie.
I know an M.C. in Savannah.
That makes me feel like a warmonger with everything going on politically right now.
We were going to invite you, but...
There was a giant hole inside of me created when you left.
Just wait until you see what we got coming up.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
I think I've had as good a run as anybody.
- Are you a member, sir? - No.
If you can't do that, no one can, and I'll go back and do the old routines.
I'm happy you finally got what you wanted.
Yeah. Absolutely.
[GIGGLING]
And then that probably wouldn't work out on any level that I would want it to work out on...
- Look at this. - ROME: What's up?
Now, with that being said...
Present.
all the more reason for me to probably just go do the good night thing.
You let me penetrate you
She gave me dome from the distance
I had one today. So I need your help.
We're in heaven
[112'S ANYWHERE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
So you and your friends, uh, frequent drag shows, do you?
My bed could be your stage And I'm-a make you a star
to water that bunch. So I don't know...
I introduce to you our candy king.
- Fireman over! - RICHIE: I'm not a fireman!
[ALL CHEERING]
Did I walk out on you? Because if I remember correctly, I went and took a job.
I've got four...
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
I want to fuck you like an animal
You mean to tell me you came all the way here...
All right?
I can say his name. He's not fucking Voldemort.
- Oh, yeah. - Mm, mm, mm.
feels that good.
male entertainer.
And you are not going to make the same mistake.
- Really? - Abso-fucking-lutely, ma'am.
- Do you like that song? - Crushes.
B.D.R.! B.D.R.!
- Yes. - You banged her?
When the Ex husband refuse to give ur name power
- Yes, thank you. There we go. - I'm done. That's it.
had a chance to have our moment.
No. Well, sometimes.
- Oh, fuck! - And I do everything with her!
This thing's fucking crazy.
I'm making artisanal probiotic froyo. I serve it out of this side.
Put you in a coma, you're a sleeper
you need to hop up off this truck right now.
[IMITATING DALLAS] All right, all right, all right!
and let's just appreciate it, not as six beings, but as one.
[ALL GROANING]
ALL [CHANTING]: Go, go, go.
A ghost from your past, one that still makes you shiver?
- They didn't sign the nondisclosure. - TORI: Sorry about it.
I just feel like I got a lot of the negativity out.
[BOTH GROAN]
- Dude, I just don't want to fuck this up. - You're not going to fuck this up.
Don't... All it is...
Look, maybe it's like the glass slipper. You just need to find the right one.
On the coast, and we ballin' Back and forth like it's ping-pong