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You know, me and the guys were, uh...
I need you to help me...
He was nice and married and all of that.
Honey, you know how this works. You're not special.
- It sounds fucking complex. - No, it's not.
Flip that ass over like we in gymnastics...
We have got to get a retail space.
So if you ain't on birth control, we have...
Tobias, we're going to Mad Mary's.
What's your name?
- Well, I'm not a fireman. - You hate fire!
Uh... Yeah. Look, it's a...
You'll be on this thing the whole time?
- Yeah. - It's red fucking velvet.
We can be. We can be.
[MIKE COUGHING]
- No, if anybody was jealous, it was me. - What?
Baby, you're all that I want
- TARZAN: Here we go. - TOBIAS: It's getting late.
And then whisper in your ear, How does it feel?
It's us, bro.
- You dropped your towel. - Yeah, just go with it, baby.
I wanna hear you scream my name...
I'm not going through a guy phase anyway.
So seeing as though you are leaving again...
Come on, Richie. Tito laid his shit out. Everybody's cool. Just tell us.
Mm.
You want to pop the hood.
You see, what I hear is that guy isn't taking care of his own shit.
She just might know that...
- Where you going? Where you headed? - Uh...
In the hallway Making love away beside the stairs
I don't want a fucking shake.
Hot stuff
Mom, they're male strippers.
I'm talking out of body, baby. Astral projection!
And you ain't got a thing on Let me sing your theme song
[ALL CHEERING]
TORI: Um, they already have that shit, bitch.
TITO: Show them how it's done, Mikey!
Let's face it, I'm probably fucked.
Now, I am Miss Tori Snatch...
[ALL CHEERING]
It's not about how we go out there and do it, it's about getting to do it together speech...
Girl, give it to me
Okay, look. Pony, that wasn't a dance routine.
[JEREMIH'S ALL THE TIME PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Come and jump on it
No. Uh-uh. No.
- Heh. - Okay. Alcohol.
[ALL CHEERING]
Beautiful piece of machinery.
[CROWD CHEERING]
I'll see you downstairs in a minute, okay?
Malik?
Fucking mobile. You know, low overhead, high-revenue shit.
MIKE: That's it.
She like alcohol But you ain't here to hear me whine
- How you doing, queen? - Good.
And if that doesn't do the trick, I guess we'll just stop bothering you.
As one. As one unit, man. As one fucking unit.
YOU'RE NOT A FIREMAN, RITCHIE I'M NOT A FIREMAN. I HATE FIRE
She said if I had reason to call before it faded, then maybe it was meant to be.
Mm. Any God worth believing in certainly sends you dudes in thongs when in need.
Shit.
We got some serious things to talk about right now!
- MIKE: Watch the mirror. - Yep.
Shots of Patrón
- Winds around this room too. - Absolutely.
- I'm serious. - You're shitting me.
[ALL CHEERING]
Reserrection!
- Are you kidding? Stop being a pussy. - You happy?
she wanted something else.
What about you? Did you bangee?
- How are the knees? - Rotten.
- Mm. - MIKE: Mm-mm.
- ALL: Male entertainers. - Come on, get it in.
You're gorgeous. You know that, right? She's gorgeous, right?
- Alcohol. - Alcohol.
then we'll hit them with the old 4th of July Army routine.
is making an appearance on this stage after a little while away.
Oh, shit.
Did you, uh, bangee?
[SARCASTICALLY] Ha, ha.
And it's on, girl
All right, ladies.
- Everyone sleep all right? - Yeah.
- Florida. - Yeah.
[ALL YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
Yeah! Whoo!
[ALL LAUGHING]
Oh, shit.
When I started this, I thought...
I'm gon' make you feel it
Nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride, brother.
Okay. I figured. Ha-ha. Uh, what's her name?
[ALL CHEERING]
Hot, hot, hot
Are you doing anything else with your music?
All I wanted was one more fucking ride! Is that too much to ask?
I'll have a ring and everything, and I'll propose to her, and people throw rice.
and loving and nurturing.
- How have you been? - ROME: Good.
Come on, Mae, it's your turn.
I'm gonna go dig it for you, Alice. Let's see how far you're really willing to go.
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
When you're lyin' here in my arms
I'll have you spending all you got
So is she going to come help us, or what?
Have it your way
Takes me to my limits
We're from Miami. Uh. Florida. There's one in Ohio, dude.
You look good, Mike. How's everything going, man?
I missed you so much, man.
I don't know what to say to him.
I'm trying. I put it up online.
Was it good to you?
CHORUS: Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Come on, Mae.
Something old and expensive. To fit in upstairs.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Come on, Mae, we know it ain't all peaches and roses in that bedroom.
And don't stop until you find one that...
[ALL CHEERING]
will give smiles a-plenty and make you forget about New York.
Ooh. Boom.
You're still doing the fireman routine, right?
Now, I know this is not a competition...
You guys still haven't told me what the fuck y'all are doing in Tampa.