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And you know how that shit goes, so... Heh-heh.
[LAUGHS]
I wanna know How does it feel?
But now, if the E.P. blew up tomorrow...
I got an inner drag queen too.
[ALL CHEERING]
I don't need a hall pass, just somebody to tell me this isn't a terrible idea.
MIKE: You realize we'll be useless in an hour.
ALL [SINGING]: And I found it there in your heart
See? I need a tweeze right there.
- Ha-ha-ha. - Fuck, I'm sorry. Fuck!
That's our pulse.
- I love you. - Let's sync this shit up.
Yeah, come on!
I'm so happy for you.
KEN: Is everybody okay?
We've been down that road before
[ALL CHEERING]
- TARZAN: As one unit. Moving as one. - TITO: The past is over!
Dolly Titz on the main stage, coming up for you, boys.
Jesus fuck.
Why don't you enlighten us, Constant Gardener?
Really?
You hold it up to your ear, you speak into it...
But we're gonna try to tonight.
[ALL LAUGH]
TITO: That's the plan.
We got whiskey. We got shine. Y'all get some. Ha-ha.
And for whatever reason that I'll probably never understand...
Out with the past. I never wanted to be in the Navy!
TOBIAS: What are you, 12? Just take it.
Who cares, baby
- Mm-hm. - Mm.
MIKE: You can find it, man. You got to just let go, okay?
You come on now and have a seat.
Your legs in the air and my hands all up In your cookie jar, like mmm
[ALL SNAPPING FINGERS]
You have so much anger, and it is all in your heart chakra, and it's fucking toxic.
This love of mine Could never let go
It's not bro time, it's show time. Are you guys ready?
I put them together in one package, like a pack of gum. Sell it at a gas station.
You got to be kidding me. You got to be fucking joking.
It's been the year of the horrible idea, man.
- CROWD: Hot! - Whoo!
[CROWD CHEERING]
That's good.
Ugh. Here's a whopper for you.
A wake?
Let it rain, let it rain
That was awesome.
[EXHALES]
Gentlemen, welcome. We've been expecting you.
the absolutely adorable...
[TARZAN SNORING]
These two don't need an introduction.
[50 CENT'S CANDY SHOP PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
RICHIE: Your condoms...
I told her put it in my face
[ALL CHEERING]
Why don't you take your bullshit advice and give it to your fucking employees?
That's a nice Southern welcome.
seeing as you're not in a boy phase.
- Really? - Yeah.
[ALL CHEERING]
We're like healers or something.
Tobias is going to M.C.
[EXHALES]
That was insane tonight, man.
Okay.
We can do it anywhere
You told him he was dead?
You got it.
- Well, I have my own furniture company. - KEN: Yeah.
Yeah, yeah
He'll need to stay here for 48 hours of observation. He's in here.
How a good woman talks?
Tell me, do you wanna be bad, babe
What?
[HORN HONKING]
Yeah, I'm real set here.
How a good woman should be sexed?
Well, it shows. I've never seen anything like that.
I got signed by an agent, booked a couple regional commercial spots.
[MIKE CHUCKLES]
but only one penis my entire fucking life.
Okay.
Break your back, crack it open like a lobster
- Mikey. - Oh, it's on.
All it was is I was at a party and saw this badass girl.
I'm gon' make you feel it
Right. Then Tobias is gonna intro the solos. Listen...
But you never know.
I'm jealous.
For her.
All right, I need y'all to clap on this one.
I'm kissing you Running my fingers through your hair
I want it that way
Are two worlds apart...
You sleep okay?
It's a sign.
How does it feel, baby? Yeah
Richie, what are you? You're not a fireman.
Everybody close your eyes...
WOMAN [OVER RADIO]: You're listening to the Golden Age of Hip-Hop. Only on Spotify.
If you're gonna be here, be here.
You're destroying sea turtle biosphere with that urine.
[ALL CHEERING]
No one will know
[ROME CHUCKLES]
One day I heard an ad on the radio looking for dancers.
Oh, no. I'm keeping it real with you, ladies.
Then I go out in the crowd and find myself a real fucking bride.