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[SCOFFS]
We're healers, man.
And which one are you?
He has hooked up with the devil himself...
[FIREWORKS POPPING]
That's actually a pretty good idea.
RICHIE: We got a couple days to perfect that. Uh...
How do y'all know my daughter?
Without even falling off
[SIGHING] Yeah.
that I just gave you.
[TITO CHUCKLES]
- Come on, man, sync up. - This is powerful, man!
- Heh. - ...and we can just cash in.
You know, I get why you left.
Tobias spins out of the other.
and you and Ken were fucking with those two girls from the club?
I fucked Bella!
Oh, you do not have it.
What are you even doing?
We're not gotta need a rental car, I don't think.
We'll go through it.
[ALL CHEERING]
- Pimping! - Sweet!
Andre.
- I am. - Yeah?
So you think it's okay to have me wait for you for two hours.
and then I think that it's probably better if I just go back.
Uh... Mm.
- With a Z. Where is she from? - Mm-hm.
The things I will do to you...
Dolly Titz.
- You're fucking incredible! - It's just so complex.
That's why the name feel funny in your mouth You don't believe it, but I can see it
Yeah! Fuck, Ken!
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
- Mm-hm. - Who's your company?
Mike, come on, man.
Um, this might be God's way of giving you a second chance at Myrtle Beach.
All right, Mr. Augustus, I want you to keep taking care of this beauty, you hear me?
We were near Savannah.
You know what? Fuck that.
All right?
- Are we doing this passive-aggressive shit? - That's what she said.
- I think I'm going to opt out. - Oh.
I'm Mike. This is Tito, Ken, Richie...
That's all it is, bro. Fucking hater.
[NANCY LAUGHING]
And they always sing Rapper's Delight everywhere they go.
Come on now. Young and old, hot and cold, get your ass on this stage.
[CHUCKLES]
Next!
I think I wanna marry you
TITO: Ken, you got that Endless Summer Spray Tan Mix?
I'm positive. She said it, and I got the text.
Don't worry. You're going to be well taken care of, I promise.
You zoom in, you find the shit you can't catch in the mirror.
- That's got the brace. - You got the knee brace in there. Copy.
- Oh, please. - We got wine!
I am great. I'm a little confused, because Dallas didn't let me know y'all were coming.
- MEGAN: It's fucking awkward to do that! - This is fucked up.
Never.
You are my fire
I'm so over these contractors nickel-and-diming our margins all day.
[PARIS CLEARS THROAT]
Believe when I say
So you got a spot for us?
illuminated exit signs to your left and your right.
[ALL CHEERING]
But I do know this. You better be ready to follow my ass down the rabbit hole.
I read energy in my work, and yours is...
This is what you came here for.
But you know there's always a queen up in here...
Hopefully it'll spread through social media, but...
we used to listen to that song Heaven.
- What's up, buddy? - TARZAN: Hey, bro. What's up?
Freedom had a small price.
My saddle's waiting
but since we're coming up through Tampa, I figured you'd want to know.
Oh, yeah. What are we?
you could worship who you wanted, where you wanted, how you wanted.
So let me present to you...
Right? My buddy Martin hooked me up with his uncle's old roach coach.
Level 3 Reiki healer.
some asshole in Miami stole your smile, and you need it back.
or give him an opportunity to be resurrected.
Your friend suffered a Grade 2 concussion and required some stitches.
So, what do y'all do?
Hey, if you want that karma, go for it.
No, I don't fucking feel better. That was seriously fucked up.
That's a money spot. I expect y'all to make some money in that spot.
And if I make you mine Oh, I'd treat you so special
Sometimes you just want somebody to ask you what you want and just...
- Okay, okay. - Oh, yeah, she definitely likes you.
It's a long, long story, but, uh...
Or is it this dancing juice?
Baby, tell me that you want it deeper
Save some of it, though, because you and I are going to untie that sailboat...
Show him your bangee.
I'm an idiot. I'm sorry. I'm...
We're looking for something dumb to do
I wanna know How does it feel, baby?
[LAUGHTER]
- No! Get out of here! - TARZAN: Come on, man.
Yo.
- Wait, what? I'm sorry, what? - TITO: Yeah.
- No. - No?
They're staying in Charleston tonight, so...
I had my life all planned out with her. All right? It was all perfectly set up.
- Yeah? - I got it. Go home.
Every time a chick gets a look at it, she's like:
Y'all don't look like you're from around here.