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NANCY: Come on. Never once?
HOST: Bonjour, lovelies.
Come on, girl
[ALL CHEERING]
- Hold it. Every inch? - Wow.
Condomints.
I'm just glad you're back.
We got it all planned out. Tobias will warm up the crowd...
Of course not.
And if that doesn't work, then there will be 3000 women there...
I got the king for you, ladies.
[SINGING] Hot, hot, hot, hot
Thank you for your hospitality, ma'am.
crumpled-up, coke-dusted $100 bills...
Just never came up.
That's cool. Did he offer a place for you to stay as well...
Wow.
- What, the yogurt truck? - Yeah.
One hit and let's not talk about it anymore. I get it. You're mad that I left.
Stand up.
[ALL WHOOPING]
[SINGING] Girl, it's all on you
He fucking bailed on us. He took the Kid.
- Terrible. - Then you are going to get more wine.
TITO: That's sick, man.
And I try to drop hints, but, uh...
- Yo! What the fuck are you doing? - iPhone went Bye, phone!
- Oh. Really? - Yeah.
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
like strangers without having a hello drink.
but I'll think about it.
[ALL CHEERING]
KEN: You know that, right?
Did you guys see this? They're doing a fucking Twilight routine and mopping up.
Send my headshot around, hope for the best.
No fucking M.C. No fucking whip. No fucking costumes!
I need you. I need you.
- Yes. - All right. Have a seat.
[CROWD CHEERING]
Rome likes us to put our passion in our work.
NANCY: Now that makes sense.
I don't know.
I knew enough. I knew he liked it when I put my fing...
I haven't come up with a name for it. I figure...
RICHIE: Fuck that. I woke him up last time.
- WOMAN: What is this? It's really good. - MIKE: Goddamn right, what is this! Jeez!
To tell you the truth, I haven't felt this nervous since Desert Storm.
Yeah, I know you're still pretty, but...
- You can find us a spot. - You've not been dancing. Look at you.
Magical little dancer.
- MIKE: Hey. Nice to meet you. - KEN: Nice to meet you.
That's why I moved down to Florida back in the day, to do music stuff.
- Oh, no. - Come on, stand up.
Yeah.
We do have an M.C.
Justin was in 'N Sync. Kevin Richardson came back to Backstreet in 2012.
- That's not passive-aggressive. - Let's make it aggressive.
You let me complicate you
Is Megan here?
Yeah, baby! Yeah, Mike!
Ride it, my pony
- KEN: Pack the pump? - RICHIE: I brought one for you too.
- Thanks. - I'm serious, dude.
Make sure you see sound and lighting. They'll hook you up.
Don't be scared.
Tito here is into yogurt.
- I'm a fucking male entertainer. - Exactly!
He's gone, bro.
Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a mistake
You wonder how I'm the best And how I can do all this with my mouth?
has a way of helping you sort out your own shit.
You know what is lame? Looking like a bag of dicks because we don't have our act straight.
Who is at 10:20? Bumper Grinders?
- Mikey Lane, White Shadow. - Yeah, we've met.
I could **** you all the time...
- Yeah. - For real, man.
I'm a...
Why don't you come sit right here? Come on.
- Win or die, stripper guy. - Uh, I say that...
Hey, Mike, any word on that thing we talked about?
- Yeah, I got some ideas. - They ain't ready for you.
So that song came on, and all I did was imagine what I would do to her.
Uh... I don't know. We're about to expand and get a retail spot.
[TORI SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
Uh...
Wanna know how I get down? Wanna know how I get down?
Yeah. Are the girls still here or they leave?
That was it. That was all Pony ever was.
Rome and I met each other at a very interesting time in our lives and...
I just hit her with her favorite flavor, baby, and we're living large.
- Can I help you? - Hi. I'm here for the wake.
Took a look at my photos and said I had an eye.
That's what I thought.
- Boom, that's out of here! - Fuck that thing!
TARZAN: Well, you know, Nancy, that plays both ways.
Of course, you're eating cake by yourself when...
[TITO LAUGHS]
Well, that's my daughter. Always making new friends!
Okay.
Look, we'll get another M.C. Right, Tobias?
Until we get the funds to do what we really need.
It's our last fucking ride. I'm outta here.