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We're strippers. We're strippers.
- Don't call me a pussy, Christian Bale. - RICHIE: He didn't.
Help me...
Y'all chill down here. I'll be back.
You're good!
[MOANS]
There's a nice, juicy horrible idea for you.
You don't fucking remember that.
That's all.
- Oh! Myrtle Beach! - Redneck Riviera.
What am I supposed to do? I should chuck your big ass right off this truck.
I'm-a eat it up, beat it up Till you holler out truce
MAN 1 [SINGING]: Yeah
Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a mistake
MIKE: Okay, I'll be present.
ALL: Male entertainers.
Oh, Men of Steel in the Twilight routine!
What was the girl with the black hair's name?
That's... That's usually what happens when I pee on the beach.
To me, baby?
We gotta sync this up.
Y'all had a crazy connection. I could feel it.
What? Yeah.
Heh. Are you serious? Come on. Really?
Liftoff in five, four, three, two, one...
I got it. Get the picture? I'm running out.
Clitoria Labia is her name.
As much of the good stuff as your little arms can carry.
- KEN: There you are. - Hi. What are y'all talking about?
what is a good woman?
- Good night, y'all. - Later, guys.
Megan?
I'm gon' make you feel it...
MIKE: I see somebody got their smile back!
That...? Yeah.
Oh. Well, in that case, that makes things easier, because then...
- Yeah. - Wow. Okay.
Make it rain! Amen!
And you know how we like our kings to be really, really sweet and really, really...
Thank you, Richie.
Exactly. You didn't pick it, so it's not on the inside.
Yeah? You good?
Yeah, I'm mostly an oil-on-canvas guy, but...
You know how the alchemy of opposites can be so satisfying?
- Gentlemen. How can I be of service? - Hey.
And fuck that dude, he don't get you I know you cool and I just met you
All right.
- Just chill, man. - No, it's an omen, okay?
- That's gold, right? - MIKE: This is amazing!
[BRUNO MARS' MARRY YOU PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]
[KEN LAUGHS]
Yeah, liquid acid. That'll take you back to the original self.
but y'all are gonna go home with your favorites tonight.
Well, at least the shit I'm working on can go global.
Queens, ain't she beautiful?
Doing great, yeah!
Well, fret not, Casanova. You're safe with me.
You ever had a ghost come to your front door?
We're from Miami.
and mimosas and pancakes and all that.
You really think it's going to work? You think I can pull this off?
We're exactly where we're supposed to be. All right?
It's okay, you can touch.
It was nice to meet you, though, Dolly Titz.
- Good morning. - Hi.
Maybe it's me, I don't know.
[ALL CHEERING]
I guess you could say that we had a thing.
We can do this. We've got to come up with new shit, okay?
[CROWD CHEERING]
- Seize the day. Am I right? - TITO: Yeah!
They all look the same to me.
Shit works.
As one. We've got to move into the future as one.
Heh. Things are good, man. Really good. The business is crushing it.
Look, we'll pick him up on the way home. All we got to do is get a rental car.
Macau.
- Just, uh, friends of Megan. - Ah.
Doctor's in the house, baby. The doctor has checked into the building!
Just so you know, I got out on my own accord three years ago.
- That was quite a pitch. - Mmm.
- You feeling good? Having a good time? - Mm-hm.
What?
Or she just knows that some asshole in Miami...
Are you ready to be exalted?
[ALL CHEERING]
- And I... - Yeah?
I think she likes you, Mike.
I thought you were supposed to be in New York, by the way.
How does it feel?
No, we're not members.
Fantastic. I love the enthusiasm.
I only had seven minutes left on it, man. Here. Have a shake.
What are you?
WOMAN: Woo-hoo!
Eye contact.
I heard you real grown with it. Come here.
NANCY: Because I pissed away all of this on one man.
- Armenian, asshole. - Oh, yeah, Armenian.
Caroline.
Mm-hm. We, uh...
You kidding me?
I don't know, we're going to have one crazy night to put this to bed and...
[ALL YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
MAN 2: But we
Looking for a partner
Yes, man.
TOBIAS: Hey, Mikey! What do you think of the truck, bro?
So get the fuck on the van. Let's go!
KEN: What are you talking about?
MIKE: Oh. That's romantic.
Male entertainer. You can do it. Now go do it!
What are the two most important things you need to take...
[TITO EXHALES]
- Oh, shit. - He's okay.
Uh...
- That'd be cool, man. - Heh-heh.
- It was good seeing you. - Likewise.
Besides, I think it beats raking the infield at Tropicana.
[ALL CHEERING]
[LAUGHTER]