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And I'm leaving. Goodbye.
Vive la France! Let them eat cock.
[dramatic music playing on laptop]
Huh? He's already in "Le Slide".
[birdsong]
Oh, you'd totally do a video with me?
Pull up to a beautiful lady at a stop light.
I really did. I can read.
With tongue, French-style, let's say.
Uh, no-- No, that didn't come out right.
I can't believe you'd post something so private of your father.
but... go fish.
No, a little back.
[yells]
Matthew, time for tap class!
Sure, yeah, whatever you want.
Now, if we just look in Missy's old-timey notebook here--
Andrew, just put the car into gear and--
-Whatchu got? -I don't now, but that sounds terrifying.
I've got the balls. I've got Montauk balls.
by, like, the scruff of the neck
I can feel it.
Mom, please don't. I love her.
Jesus. Aiden and I haven't even kissed yet.
We'll make a pan-enis.
Uh, hold my coke.
-Does that hit a nerve with you, or... -Perfect. Perfect.
Then keep scrolling,
at Rosa Parks Park tomorrow, after school?
-They don't even know what we're saying. -They understand energy.
Oh, I'm so proud of my boy.
Why is it ridiculous?
I'm jazzed, man. It's your first date.
-I haven't kissed anyone. -What about Jay?
this is what you do when you burn your peena with pizza.
-I really, really want to. -Great, then do it!
You kept shaking me. You ruined it.
[phone alarm chiming]
but he's always got time for a best-bud fist bump.
What? Nothing. I'm actually just--
Hell-fuckin'-yeah, they do.
something like a wood chip in your hair.
and I just want him to be happy.
How do you like your precious phone now?
[Andrew whimpering]
Where the hell are you going? It was about to happen.
Nathan and Gustavo needed to be intimate with each other.
[gasps] Gaia dang it, Jay! That's my private property.
you're obsessed with it.