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But I can't if you keep making me so fucking crazy.
-Nick, where's that goddamn phone? -Don't tell her!
Yeah, that's how serious I am about this reference.
Oh, yeah. Right, okay. Um...
Thank you for having me. It's very plasticky.
Okay, quick. Jerk it to Aiden while his voice is still fresh in your head.
[Missy] Nathan Fillion had been time-traveling the galaxy for eons
-Oh. Okay. Um, bye. -Yes, okay. Bye.
Oh, find my phone app. That's good! That's good!
How could I be upset?
Oh, please. Your father's ridiculous and you're making fun of him.
Nick, she's trying to break us up.
Ooh. Me likey when scary Nick takes control.
[whispers] Perfect.
It is kind of exciting.
-Uh... -Let Uncle Nicky take care of you, okay?
-I have to go to Montauk. -I wanna hang out with Nick,
-No. -Slap her hand away. Throw me at her face.
we owe it to ourselves to write a zero-gravity 69 scene.
-I'm gonna tell-- -Hey, hey.
Are you making fun of me? 'Cause I wasn't sure you knew how to read.
[all yelling]
We know what happened. We know what happened.
Ooh, Soft Daddy got so many likes!
Maybe that just means you like him, if I may be so bold?
And both of those women should get slammed.
♪ Forest blues
Yeah. What-- what should we do?
You can trust me.
You can keep me plugged into the USB port the whole time.
-Are you kidding me? -Do you even fucking love me?
Is that all he does, eat pancakes?
I like all of it.
♪ Bet you didn't think You'd get your elbows so smooth ♪
Yeah, you better fuckin' watch.
-Uh-huh? -I don't know how to drive at all,
-is key in a marriage. -He wasn't always this funny.
-This could pass the Bechdel test. -Wow.
that makes me wanna, like, listen to the words that come out of your mouth.
Huh. Uh...
Ugh, I do. And now it's over.
So, I told Grandma, "You can't keep a microwave on your nightstand."
So, why were you off today? Is it, like, the Pope's birthday or something?
because that's something I would never do for you.
Why would I-- Why would I smash through a garage that I've named?
This guy took a selfie on the tip of the Seattle Space Needle.
So, going along that vein,
-[Andrew] All right. Press... -It's probably the one right after P.