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What do we do?
pretty...
This is not a real holiday.
Ah, Sonja.
is living alone, but I'm afraid I can't leave
It's the worst Fake Christmas ever.
even Murasaki.
and there's no way anyone's gonna spot us here.
like Freddy Krueger, but romantic,
♪ It's a miracle ♪
One, two, three.
Shut up!
Nope, it was that raccoon.
It's just the part where Kevin cripples those desperate men.
Uh-uh, Rick.
Yeah, and don't even get me started on sex.
(GASPS) Oh!
Oh, it hardly seems possible.
You're a worse actor than Cate Blanchett.
It did, okay?
I'm going to kiss you now.
Spirit, are you saying that's what I'll turn into
My name is Russ Snyder.
I had an empanada con queso in the car.
They can't take my painting!
So much has happened!
John Merrick, whom you may know better as the Elephant Man.
Oh, how could you?
You don’t barge into people’s tugboats... uh, homes... and wave a pocket butthole at them!
Every day, after Sonja goes to work at the U.N....
there'd be no one here at all, least of all me, sir!
Wait, I can't kiss you.
Please hold forever.
That's what the president looks like now?
I like him!
She said I didn't need a rich husband to support me,
Just get down here, okay?
Now it's your turn.
♪ We had our Fake Christmas ♪
Sonja knows you work nights,
(SCOFFS)
♪ Come on, let's order pizza ♪
(GIGGLING)
Titus, you know the day the ground beef expires
♪ ♪
which is why I'm never gonna do it.
♪ ♪
I made everybody stockings,
Don't worry, it's just asbestos.