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(LAUGHS)
Are we done here?
Titus, we are slammed.
I'm going home to celebrate Fake Christmas
right down to the six-pack abs.
(DOOR SLAMS)
Wow, will you look at this place?
Is that really what it's all about?
She had nowhere to go on a Thursday.
When I called from the road, the fax line was working.
I'm so sorry, Dong.
♪ I'd also go for Mexican ♪
(LOUDLY) condoms?!
- Uh-huh. - And you're in handcuffs...
Oh, man, no, I think this used to be an orange.
And Mrs. Claus is a beautiful and very sexual woman.
I just chased some guy out of here
Lou Ferrigno, Henry Kissinger,
You have way too much work to do.
Let's try again. Please.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
I do mind.
Oh, yeah, they look real Jewish.
Because my painting has colors in it!
He says he's been working late,
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
I think I just figured out why a beautiful woman like you
I can't discuss it due to an ongoing lawsuit,
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
I smell your scrunchie
That's gonna be, uh...
It's about being with your fake family.
But why is she here?
I've got no choice.
(AUTOMATED VOICE) Calling voice mail.
I'm married!
were mouth-breathers.
And a little weird, like a bunny with human teeth.