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for totally normal not weird reasons.
But I have to take Tiny Tim to the doctor.
- He's very sick. - Hogwash!
You know, there's no old telephones in here.
Ermahgerd.
amazing.
but... the door said push.
(RICK) Good news!
- Is that my scrunchie? - (LILLIAN) Hey!
Hmm.
He kicked me out, but I hid this under his pillow.
Due to the high temperatures and their ability
(UPBEAT HOLIDAY MUSIC)
I took the day off for Kimmy, and now she's out chasing Dong.
When will this liberal war on Fake Christmas end?
We don't have to.
What happened to...
(FAUCET GURGLING)
I can't live like this.
(IN VIETNAMESE) As if!
but with the same sweater.
pretending she wasn't falling for Josh.
Anyway, it's almost over.
If I gave everyone who had a sick penis the day off,
I used to be like him.
I'll have to sell my diamonds and pearls.
Well, at least then I can cancel my insurance policy.
Yeah, you're telling me, Dave.
(CRYING)
I got a guy who has some dogs,
Uh...
Maya Wiener-Hertz-Allott-Cozzabudts.
I mean, what else do people even do in hotels...
Ugh, why does this keep happening?
(JACQUELINE) Really?