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Next up, five-time winner and current champion, Caesar Geronimo.
-I don't want to discuss my nuts. -Work your tail off...
...the court said that her information doesn't justify a new hearing.
But let's talk a little sense.
-He here for rehabilitation? -He threw the chaplain through a wall...
I guess I can wait seven months.
I'm not. It's fighting me.
Third up, out of chute number four, is the Glenboro Prison entry.
I wouldn't sit with him, and I killed my stepdaddy.
... doing time for making a withdrawal without having an account.
I don't know about the bottom part, but I agree with you on the rest.
He's joking. He means we didn't do it. We didn't do it.
You love New York?
Well, listen to this. Warden Beatty has just informed me...
-Where the noise is not so loud. -You wanna leave New York? Broadway?
Me after they lift the quarantine.
A Place in the Sun with Elizabeth Taylor and Montgomery Clift?
We watch those breasts bounce gently to and fro.
-Hey, home, get down. -Hey.
-It's a nice day for it, ain't it? -Sure is.
That means he's pooping
Johnson's on a hunger strike. They're force-feeding him to keep him alive.
Turned me down.
Sends him into his wildest ride.
Is that your van?
You son of a guns!
Alex. And you, sir?
Here are the ideas I mentioned. Why don't you chew on these?
-Has Grossberger been farting on you? -Settle down, Wilson.
Let's get out of here! Come on, Silver! Harry, I'm freaking.
-See you later. -Don't touch.
Welcome to the desert. But I don't see no naked women.
Excuse me. Could I please--?
You want to know something that's always fascinated me...
By the way, sir, what is your name?
-Oh, shit! -Oh, shit!
Right. Now, let's practice trying to sucker the bull out of the chute.
The difference between this and Juliet is fabulous.
-I hope you're enjoying this shit. -What are you doing?
The Sunbelt's history is written on their faces.
Would you mind looking at some mug shots?
Okay.
And whichever inmate grabs the money is the winner.
Donahue!
Sir, help me! Please! Help!
-But you're free! -You're damn right!
Listen. A kid tried that on me once at Camp Minikani in Vermont.
I wonder what triggered all that violence. He seems so gentle.
For the first time in our lives, we're free.
... which is why Bucky has more friends among the inmates...
Skip! Skip! Are you all right?
-You gave me a buck, not 10. -Bullshit! I gave you a 10!
-We're in prison. -Welcome to the real world!
We'd like to touch-- I think I speak for Harry.
How do you do, sir? Very nice to meet you.
I don't want a cheeseburger. I'm watching my weight.
A little between nightmares. The walls close in on me.
-What about our appeal? -Appeal? Rory, tell him about appeals.