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Two years ago we got new Ping-Pong balls. Five boxes.
You're sure taking it calm.
...then get replaced by an amateur who knows nothing.
...ain't much these days, but it might stimulate a little interest.
A hundred and twenty-five years without a whiff of pussy.
Harry, what's the matter?
You've got to convince the warden that you won't ride, no matter what.
They're gonna electrocute him next month.
For God's sake! You're gonna get us in trouble.
I'm an ass-kisser too.
Harry, rub me a little bit, right here, would you? That's it.
Which you won't start writing till we get out of here, right?
-Let's not find out. -It might be important.
-Part-time. -Are you some kind of loony tune?
Swell. Just swell. A few ups and downs.
We Bad
I don't understand one thing. Why do the guys go to the rodeo?
Are you ready for the main event?
Today? This afternoon?
What do you want me to do?
Nobody has ever just sat down and honestly talked with that man.
Oh, you motherfucker!
What is this? Look, what? Cheating, look!
Seeing as how you're in such good shape...
He's having a fit. He don't have his fit pills.
Go on over there.
I can get you things, like a cheeseburger.
Hello.
The prisoners don't get one penny of that money?
You might as well have burned the Pentagon!
Go to three.
-He's my man. -Did you tell him? It wasn't so tough.
My Mantra
-Yes, sir. -Oh, me too.
Then he killed some people who reminded him of them.
-I'm mad about what happened. -It's not the end of the world.
...they're gonna want you to ride in that Top Hand competition.
That'll put a dent in our bankroll.
-Hello, Donahue. What can I do for you? -I'm ready to make a deal.
Get up. Get up!
I can't feel nothing in my leg!
Must have been pretty bad.
-We tried charades. He doesn't get it. -This is dead. You can't play it.
We didn't do it. There's a misunderstanding.
Say, how've you been getting along?
More Americans should spend time behind bars to understand.
I wonder what triggered all that violence
I'm sorry. Harry Monroe, Skip Donahue...
This is from the Middle Ages. How do they expect you to move?
Your job is to figure out that word.
-Word is that your warden's a nice guy. -He's a prick.
A bull by the name of Tornado.
What a sweet, beautiful face he has. Look, he's listening to us.
She's bad, ain't she? What are you laughing for?
They got this Korean doctor just came to this country. Don't get him.
Me when social distancing is behind us.
The money was never recovered...
-Jesus says the rodeo is bullshit. -Why? How come?
-Oh, do we have to listen to this? -Were you in the middle of something?
See those two guys?
Excuse me. This is my cousin, Meredith. She's been helping out on your case.
But when you wake up, you'll find she's not very serious.
I was right. This is illegal and he knows it.
-Ready? -Okay, let's go.
That's right. We don't want no shit, either. That's right.
My back still hurts from yesterday. Hurt it again.
Skip, don't go over there, man.
His horse is so tough it's already put 1 1 cowboys in the hospital.
You know we're innocent?
Hi. Hi, fellas.