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So the only thing you got to show for my 20 years of work...
I'm kind of busy tomorrow.
[ Speaking Italian On Record ]
Boy, you sure know how to pick 'em.
I thought you'd jump at the chance.
[Groaning ]
about how we spent our summer. Yeah.
[Announcer] Teams number 7 and 34 battling it out neck-and-neck...
I really am.
,/3/'[ Figaro ]
What's your excuse, Michael? [ Chuckles ]
Old mean old man Mike.
I got it at theA& P.
They have completed 198 laps.
Help!
You ever go to confession? Twice.
♪ By the dawn's early light ♪
Going to wait on college boys.
Italians are poor, but they're happy.
That sounds like a good idea.
♪ Figaro ♪
Uh, we thought-
I mean-
the winner of the Little 500-
Why Napoli?
I Siren ]
How did you get to be so stupid, Cyril?
34 coming up very close on the inside!
What a mess. Moocher, you're Catholic, aren't you?
All right.
The Acacia team has just' given a signal on the last' lap that they wanted to make an exchange.
and reeked of Lavoris.
♪ J' [ Singing In Italian ]
It's my goddamn quarry.
[Whistling ]
You must mean the Bursar's Office.
I feel terrible.
The first, and most important is the green flag. That means the race is on.
Buon giorno, Mama. She's your goddamn mother.
When I didn't, he was really understanding, you know?
Ce/10, I miss.
Just look at 'em.
You shouldn't smoke.
You're supposed to be a shag boy, so shag.
JJ [ Italian Continues]
Come on, Mike! Bring it in!
The next 15 laps he must ride by himself.
I'll win this one for you, Mama.
[ Moocher] Hey, cheer up, Dave. You still got the 500.
His name is Jake, not Fellini.
My dad said Jesus never went further than 50 miles from his home.
What happened to two, Mike?
All right!
Keep your elbows bent!
Oh, yoo-hoo! lt's got no back on it. [Laughs]
Happy birthday
[ Evelyn ] Dave never thumbed anything at anybody.
Please follow your leader.
My name is Enrico Gimondi.
[Cyril ] I kind of miss school.
[ Mutters In Italian ]
Say hello to the new world for me.”
- We showed those shitheads. - Showed them what?
How did both of us do?
Don't do that. I have to take a shower.
Yes, Dad?
Cyril's dad says he took that college exam.
for the completion of the first of this 200 lap event.
I'm proud of being a cutter.
What?
[ Cyril ] All right! [ Dave ] Bravo!
[ Car Engine Sputters ]
How are you, Russell? Hi, Ray. All right. How are you?