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JJ [ Continues In Italian]
Who are you?
Hiya, big shot! Bonjour, Papa!
You said there was a 90-day guarantee.
That's the whole point! They're all gonna be there.
All right, all right, all right.
I could pick up right where I left off.
Here are our leaders coming in for an exchange.
You seem relieved, Mike.
[ Sighs ] I'm in love.
Hmm. He could use the money something fierce.
I'm sorry I gave him back his money.
Oh! What happened to you?
I don't know. Guess I have a dumb heredity.
They only let you out on weekends and national holidays.
[ Sighs ]
.R.r [ opera 1
To me, it's just something else I never got a chance to be.
Most of you will only spend four years here...
Like hell you can!
Catherina!
It's good enough for you. Who says it's good enough for me?
Yeah.
He wanted a year off with those bums so I give him a year.
President Ryan has invited an out in town team to participate.
Sosh.
I'm afraid to talk to him. I'm afraid to look at him. [Sighs]
Then they go boing and...
He hasn't gotten anything yet, though.
Look. Kathy, I- My name is Dave Stohler.
Uh, due cappuccini, per favore.
[ Moocher] Hey, come on in, Dave.
You're really getting to think you're Italian, aren't you?
Just like the rest of us?
Ahh.
Every year it's going to be a new one...
Well, it wasn't me. I'm not seeing her anymore.
His poor parents.
It's our son that's ruining my health, Evelyn.
I've never seen anybody dive off from up there.
I have such a pain in my heart, Mama, Papa.
You know, them college boys ain't so smart.
I got a clue.
Don't you want to beat those shitheads in front of everybody?
I can't get it out.
Bye.
[ Girl ] Come on, Rod!
JJ [ Italian Opera]
[Gasping ]
One hundred ninety six completed.
I'm leaving soon.
but to a lot of us, Bloomington is our home.
If you feel compelled to compete with the kids from the town...
If [ Guitar Notes ]
I got depressed as hell when my athlete's foot and jock itch went away.
♪ J' [ Continues Same Song ]
Nobody told us that.
Buon giorno, Papa! Come stai?
Wouldn't that be great?
[ Man ] Move out. Move out.
The third flag is the checkered flag.
If [ Disco ]
This appears to be what's happening here.