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He couldn't find a job to save his life. He's worthless, Evelyn.
[ Officer] Move it! Let's go!
Everybody cheats.
If [ Together]
[ Girl ] Come on, Rod!
Aha! It was right here.
I think you should do all those things while you can.
[Whistle Blows]
Are you sure you're okay? I'm fine! I'm fine.
All right, keep it steady!
That's not funny, Evelyn. Why don't you talk to him?
All right!
Hello.
I eat three times a day. My metabolism eats five times a day.
What the hell do you get to do when you're 19?
They got indoor and outdoor pools on campus, and they got to come here.
Get out there, Mike!
He's been doing a very good job.
All right.
Get this car off my lot!
What were you doin' there by yourself?
Watch out for the hole! Ow!
[Tires Screech ]
I'm just going to be Mike.
[ Man ] Come on! You got him!
The riders are starting off on a 100-mile journey.
I'm not going to go to the race. I should be right there when Papa wakes up.
So, you're on the swimming team, huh? Yep.
See you later, Cyril.
I got to live in this stinking town, and I got to read in the newspapers...
Pick it up!
Aw, the hell with it!
Go, son! Go, damn you!
I'll tell you what you are.
Hey, screw you, Cyril.
Number 1, move!
I made all that other stuff up.
Are you gonna go to college? Hell, no.
His legs.
We all enter, Dave rides the whole thing, and we win!
I do.
One lap to 90-'
I had my own place at 17.
Damn right it's good enough for me, but I don't need any help.
Let's get out of here. Smart move, shorty.
REFUND Refund...Refund...Refund
This is a 200-lap, 50-mile bicycle race...
You should. Most frat guys won't go out with dormies.
[ Cyril ] Come on!
I think it's mostly blood and relatives that they're interested in.
Shut up, would you? I wasn't talking to you in the first place.
Word? I don't remember hearing any word.
and every year, it's never going to be me. [Scoffs]
Uh-oh. You stay out of this.
Oh, Christ.
Dumb-ass cutters! Goddamn bastard-Ilickiin' retards!
[ Man ] Hey, move it! Get out of my way!
Nothing but prairies and mountains and nobody around.
Eh, some country. The women don't shave theirs.
He'd be dead now. No more worries.
Here they come to the starting line-
Oh, that's the wrong guy. That's the wrong guy.
So what? You never sent me flowers.
They don’t need pep I need pep
and they say, “Ah, how we miss our Catherina...
Hey, that bastard's giving us the finger.
I was damn proud of my work.
[ Cyril ] Come on, Mike!
If you eat so much, Moocher, how come you're so damn small?
I need a job, Mike. Don't go, Mooch.
You can come live with me when it's sold.
♪ Never daunted We 'II never falter ♪
Hut! 18! Hut!
I put premium gas in this baby by mistake.
The Cinzano 100 is under way, ladies and gentlemen.
He's done it! He's taken the lead!
These college kids here are never gonna get old or out of shape...
Your name is Jake, you understand? [ Meow]
Get on the bike!
I don't like the way you boys have been behaving in my home.
Buon giorno, Papa.
Team Cinzano, ladies and gentlemen!
You know what you are?
Ostia! Una altre vegada sense paper del cul? 'Stem farts ja, CONY!