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Rod, here.
College? So he can thumb his diploma at me?
Come on. Let's go find those bastards.
Mama, the Solo Armadians are coming!
Stop!
Signorina, Signorina,
At least we got invited.
The leading teams at this point' in the race are the Curlers, the Sigma Tau Omega team,
Hey! No whistling!
And don't forget to punch the clock, shorty.
This is perfectly legal...
Is pulling ahead e even further a we y. Pulling ahead!
Wouldn't that be great?
"Italians Are Poor, But They're Happy."
Catherina!
[Man] Go!
Go Kelly!
[Announcer] Ana' here they come, rounding the corner...
You're not the quarterback here, Mike!
Goddamn it!
You really make all that up?
Ostia! Una altre vegada sense paper del cul? 'Stem farts ja - CONY!
One of us did okay.
Buona notte, Ca lherina.
“Here!”
Shit!
You haven't pledged any sorority yet? No.
Guess what. The Italians are coming.
or someone has a problem that will force the track to slow down.
I tried calling her to tell her, but I just couldn't.
! don't happen to have a stopwatch, but-
Well, I just have work to do. That's all.
- Let's go! - Come on!
See you later. The Union?
[ Horn Honks ]
Refund?
Why should he? I never went to college.
But his teammates are taping his feet to the pedals.
and look at the limestone,
I'm going to be working that day, okay?
[Woman ] ♪ Oh, say, can you see ♪
you will do it in a different arena.
Of course, the mileage you get may vary.
I don't want him selling used cars. Why not?
Still think so too.
He needed a rest anyway, and now he's getting it.
What the hell are you doing? Them's my French fries!
So why did you give it up? Oh, I don't know.
Oh, fudge! You know what? No. What?
[ Girl ] Yay, Rod! [ Applause ]
Hi, Alvin!
♪ Won't you bury me ♪
♪ At the twilight's last gleaming? ♪
[Speaks Italian ]
Yeah? Well, the flies seem to like it.
When they were finished, the damnedest thing happened.
♪ We will fight for the cream and crimson ♪
Buon giorno.
And the big family?