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♪ From the A&P N
The Cutters have fallen into third place.
It's a duel between Sigma Tau Omega and Cutters...
I, uh, hear you've been hot-rodding around campus again.
Well, it was a good act.
Next you know
Refund? Refund?!
About five blocks south. Oh.
♪ J' [ Dave Continues]
Friend of yours?
You can't add or change anything.
[ Man ] A bunch of cutter kids.
That's because he never went to college.
Oh, hi, Rod.
Oh, God, what did you do to yourself?
♪ And blow out the lamps ♪
Molte grazie!
Come on. Let's get out of here.
When you're 18, you get to drink, vote, and see dirty movies.
♪ I had three books ♪
- Play it, Cyril! - If [ Continues Singing]
Dave.
Ah. I was sure I was going to get that scholarship.
No'? Mon dieu!
See,
Dave, is Moocher home?
Hey!
but sometimes when you're down another man can pick up ground that you've lost.
Buon giorno!
What's he doing? That guy-
He thinks we should have another child.
Nancy. Uh...
I have to train.
You said you were going to give them a little pep talk.
♪ Indiana, we're all for you If
[ Groans ]
Guess what. Moocher's going. Dave, you've got to talk to him.
I should've hit him when I had the chance.
As long as you're goin' out there, you might as well tell 'em who you are.
[ Mike] Come on, Cyril!
And the buildings went up.
I mean, right now, we'd be working.
[ Mike] You're a real adult, aren't you?
Hi there! What's your major?
[ Giggling ]
Although many things can happen, as we've already seen today...
198 laps!
Well, your mom- [ Sighs ]
[ Cyril ] Ahh! Come on in!
Ow!
[ Mike] There it is. There's his Mercedes.
I feel lucky I'm not dead. There's a difference.
I won't have any “mi” in this house!
- [ Evelyn ] Shh! - lazy freeloader.
Well, we got four. I mean, don't we?
There are only 15 more laps remaining.
You know, I think you're just afraid of those college guys.
[ Mike] Campus Street Car Wash.
Besides, he doesn't speak English anyway.
I only brought $4.00.
team number 1 and team number 34...
[ Man Over P.A. ] They're on the starting line.
[Laughs]
He used to be a smart kid. I thought he was going to go to college.
- Looks like the safety inspector. - Or a union organizer.
Oh, grazie tanto, Santa Maria.
So you see, I think you really should go.
Moocher's dad's in Chicago. He got a job there. He's, uh-
Team 34 has assumed the lead, coming from last position.
[Whistling ]