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Let's go out.
Slow down there, sister, you got church in the morning.
We're doing this at breakfast now?
(laughs): To that old fart? Yeah.
Also, please look after the Hanson family
Yes, uh, he would.
to the strong force wasn't one percent,
Oh, I can explain that-- you're an idiot and we don't trust you.
Despite his concerns over her sanity,
my dad found a rock worthy of her faith garden.
when I come home late.
So if God's plan is to save all of the universe,
God would appear to the octopus aliens in octopus alien form
And then I said octopus aliens didn't need to become Christian
Why don't you know? Because I'm here with you!
to take comfort in our faith.
Even though his appearance might be terrifying to them?
GROUP: Amen!
Depends. In the movieGhost,
You don't believe in God.
That's fun to think about.
Oh, he's on the phone with his wife.
and there would be no stars or planets.
and the official ruling is:
Seems counterintuitive, but all right.
that means a race of octopus aliens light-years away
(TV playing quietly)
He asked me for mine, too.
I can enjoy the beautiful world he gave us.
How 'bout, "Thanks for cooking, Dad"?