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How's it go?
- What's up? - I paid Duffy. We're square.
[CHEERING]
All right, O'Neill. I want my money tomorrow.
Why don't we exchange numbers, and we can...
♪ I hollered help cause I was lost ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Somewhere beyond the clouds ♪
Get back online, and tell me what you feel.
And watching him...
- Strike two! - CONOR: It's all right, Ray Ray.
♪ 'Cause I see some ladies tonight ♪
I mean, what good is an expense account
This is it, right?
- How long is it going to be? - I don't know.
- Thursday, 400, here. - Cool.
♪ Girls is on the way, Where the Bacardi at ♪
- DUFFY: O'Neill. - Easy, slugger, all right?
♪ Jesus can help ♪
God. [SIGHS]
["HARDBALL" BY SAMMIE PLAYING]
This is Conor O'Neill. He wanted to meet you.
[CAR HONKING]
Are you the Kekambas?
- Shit, it's all your fault, Dre. - This was you, Dre. You, man.
I'm not listening to any of you. I'm not listening to you.
Shit!
- I need the tickets. - Which ones?
- Here they are. - What are the names of those two boys
Then some man named Fleming got on the phone
[CHANTING] We goin' to the 'ship! What? We goin' to the 'ship!
- Yeah, you're the Barber's son. - Yeah.
Ha-ha!
[SIGHS]
Yeah.
What position does he play?
[CONGREGATION SNIFFLING, CRYING]
Now, you owe 6,600.
- We ain't goin' to the 'ship. - Take a seat.
No, Jimmy, the only thing behind that church
- UMPIRE: Strike! - Damn!
After that, it's you, Kofi.
Conor. Hi.
- ♪ And I can see the sunshine ♪ - ♪ Somewhere beyond the clouds ♪
- I'll see you on Wednesday. - Okay.
[ECHOING] Hey, Conor. It's Ticky!
Come back in here.
- What? - That bum guy's our coach?
and we have shitty T-shirts.
[ELIZABETH LAUGHS]
[SHOTGUN RELOADING, FIRING]
["THE STORM IS OVER NOW" BY R. KELLY PLAYING]
Bring it in, fellas. Come on. Bring it in!
- CONOR: What position do you play? - Big Willie.
[KIDS LAUGHING]
that I was just gonna drop off the equipment today.
Please, take my home number.
is gonna come and break my thumbs?
- Jimmy, this is only 500 bucks. - I know.
- Who's got number 11? - JAMAL: Coach, I got it.
Hey, hey. Who's Miss Wilkes?
[KEKAMBAS CHEERING]
And your mother's gonna want me to call her.
[WHEEZING INTENSIFIES]
♪ And whenever I'd look up ♪
- Get off of me. [GRUNTS] - You talked to me.
Damn, Miles, you suck! Just like my girlfriend.
That's some weak-ass bullshit, you bitch-ass motherfreaking bustas.
[LAUGHING]
You don't want me to come back here.
There's liability issues.
And if you were there to offer me a job, it might still stand.
Shut up, Duffy, in 18 seconds you'll have your money.
- Damn! - CONOR: Let's go, Kofi!
It's a safety issue.
You took Chicago?
♪ Y'all gonna make me lose my mind ♪
He tells me, "That guy died four months ago."
Check out Coach Jimmy's whip. Damn, this shit is pimped.
Coaches, get back to the dugouts.
- Safe! - [CROWD CHEERING]
Hey. Good luck.
[LAUGHS] Uh...
- You always pay me first! - [CONOR GRUNTS]
[IN UNISON] Yeah, come on, Coach. We want to play.
UMPIRE: You're out!
Play ball!
♪ Won't you come and set me free ♪
- Did you dig the guy up or something? - Are you freakin' sick?
Do you have any idea how much that meant to them?
- Second row! - Big league right now!
One...
If you can't field a nine-man team, why don't you and the Kekambas go home?
[SIGHS]
I spoke to your agent.
- I'll be there at 5:00. - Before 5:00.
Everyone, this is Mr. O'Neill, who coaches the baseball team
- Aw, man. - We can't play.
They won by nine.
Two, only Kofi gets pizza when he hits a home run.
[HEAVILY BREATHING]
Wait! How am I gonna get my money?
You're not really trying to get Miss Wilkes, are you?
- Who are you here to see? - Sister Wilkes.
and they called me 'hombre.'
Keep going!
We gonna eat today
Get off of me!
- Kekambas. - Ed, you got it?
Damn, Miles, you don't even know how to throw the ball!