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Come on!
We goin' to the ship! We goin' to the ship!
Shit! Shit!
What are you doing? Sit down. Hey! Sit down and act like champions.
[CHOIR SINGING] ♪ I must tell Jesus ♪
Shit. I couldn't get any action.
Shit!
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪
Ticky. Did you bring money for the summons?
Back catcher or center field.
We can call Fink and lay the bet. Head for--
♪ Ain't no fun like a game of hardball ♪
You know, Momma said that some boys is plain big-boned.
And I really don't give a shit how much you owe the bookies.
We've heard testimony from those very close to our community.
♪ Baddy, Baddy, The pitcher's name is Baddy! ♪
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
♪ People don't know what I go through ♪
That girl Meg's dumb.
between the Sox and the Cubbies tonight at Comiskey,
FINK: Don't you want your number?
- It's in. - Shit!
Coach, thanks for the seats, they are hot.
I was scared of the banditos. It was good.
- I got Chicago getting eight. - Less than a minute to go.
Chicago's down by four.
You know, this...
- Ticky, you gotta pay to get me out! - I already did!
You're never gonna stay being our coach.
♪ Dog is a dog, Blood's thicker than water ♪
So good luck. Good luck on your own.
- Okay, this is for G-Baby. - BOYS: G-Baby. G.
♪ Looks like I can see the light shining ♪
[CROWD CHATTERING]
I only use The Tiger when I'm fighting a dozen guys.
[CLEARS THROAT]
[SHOUTING INTENSIFIES]
You work for Smyth and Stevens securities?
♪ Jesus ♪
- I swear to God! - She's real mean, Coach.
Canada. That must've been nice.
How much did you get for the tickets?
Every run I score I get one slice.
That's stupid to believe in.
- ♪ I can see the light shining ♪ - ♪ The world's turning ♪
Okay.
and guess what he tells me?
♪ This goes out to the jocks that Stay on my jock, throwing the pop ♪
♪ Imagine what it's like Being misunderstood... ♪
Yo, check it out! That's Sammy Sosa over there!
Still want your half of the Black Hawks seats I got?
So we go to the 'ship, right?
♪ And couldn't see the light ♪
Yo, Coach, if I get a home run next game, you gotta buy me pizza again, man.
So I gotta give the guys who are old enough first pick.
Kofi say, "I'll give you all my gum if you catch this ball."
Yeah, um, it's over, you guys don't have to play.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Come on, Ticky, you're killing me.
and you can read it.
Okay, I want everybody to take a position. Let's go.
[CROWD CHEERING]
♪ Come on and set me free ♪
We goin in the butt! What?!
- Jesus Christ, I thought you quit. - I did quit!
You have to be born after September of '88.
- ♪ And I can see the sunshine ♪ - ♪ Somewhere beyond the clouds ♪
Don't you talk down to me!
We got second row!
I'm uh, I'm interested.
He had a great smile too.
and, Clarence, you play third and bat ninth. Okay, let's go.
♪ Strike one, caught you by surprise ♪
Do you even remember making that phone call from Michael Pistone's wedding?
♪ I love it when you call me Big Poppa ♪
He makes the second. It's over, you're dead.
and why Miles can't wear headphones.
What are we going to do?
that I couldn't say no.
I'm out, Ticky. You hear me? I'm out! I'm out! Okay? I'm out!
- And your handle is? - Kekambas.
- Really? - Well, yeah.
He should be here any minute.
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪
♪ No, I can't forget about my thugs ♪
- What now? - Coach, we're just all in agreement.
Nothing. You just don't look like someone that works at Smyth and Stevens.
- Everybody calls me G-Baby, so-- - Hey.
Hey.
I just got this gut feeling before, when you were laughing,
Good job!
♪ And now I can depend ♪
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I'm interested to see what happens with you.