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[crack] ooh.
- So I'm takin' her to the beauty salon.
- What's the plan?
- This is--yeah.
[siren]
- Oh! I'm sorry!
I know it would be a good day for a firing squad death.
He never got to the main event.
- Oh, yeah. That makes sense.
In all likelihood, no.
Craig pullin will be only the...
- Cell phone. Yeah. - Cell phone.
- No.
- 29213, east avenue bound.
- What is this, make out point?
- It's a good thing we are here all gathered together
- Oh, craig! Oh!
- No, I thought it was more like a teal.
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Wait a minute. Are you all right?
- Yes! Yes! [laughs]
- In just a few short hours, craig pullin,
From the governor's office?
Some kind of erectile difficulty or somethin'.
As it would be, 'cause if you have any questions--
- Hey, he's your-- he's your trouble, man.
- Is that a yes? It looks like a yes.
- Careful, careful, careful, careful.
- I love your office. It's so...Official.
- Just--what you gotta do is you gotta roll it back and forth.
She's ever gonna get in her whole goddamn life,
[brakes screech]
Asshole at third base was doublin' down on threes.
[siren]