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I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.
TXDOT
he's thinking about... the milk in my boobs.
I didn't know you were working today.
Leslie Knope, would you please be my matron of honor?
Oh, my God, this is real. I just assumed you were lying.
Uh Oh We Better Use A Mouske-doodle, I Mean... A Mouskeatool
Man, I thought this would be more satisfying.
Tom did not screw me out of the company.
It's not one of the most perfect places in the world,
Oh, there's so much in front of you.
I didn't want all the slugs gone.
and instead, just walk up to the mic
- Next month...in London. - London?
We own that building,
What do we do? Ron, your pick.
It's called
Andy and I are meeting with an English charity foundation
not one of them gave us
Oh, man, Tom told you.
This is London, Ron.
one heck of a transporter.
Let's go walk past Colin Firth's house again.
into a wide-reaching international program.
We don't own that.
that one.
- Yes! - Yes, daddy.
"who has found her true purpose on earth.
I mean, for so long, this little green olive
Dr. Saperstein, your son is my best friend.
Good luck.
- I mean-- - And, plus,
I looked a lot like you, Chris.
Pics, please!
we could go up to the fourth floor right now.
and Mongolia sounds amazing.
now you know the truth.
I mean, there's been no press coverage,
"People come to her with the pettiest,
What a freak.
Why wouldn't it?
not because I thought it was a bad idea,
I love Pawnee, but sometimes it sucks.
Yeah, her name was Khongordzol,
Pawnee is filled with a bunch of pee-pee-heads.
"I will work to make Pawnee, my wonderful hometown,
Try the Sears Tower, friend.
We got a board meeting, Sugarbutt.
you don't sink to his level and yell "I hate you" back.
You call that a tower?
and then your clothes will feel tight, and then,
Oh, no, actually, we do own that.
What? That's awesome.
I'm gonna continue, and I'm gonna crush you!
You know, I've had the same kinds of thoughts.
It is so inspiring to hear stories of powerful women
Ethel Beavers, we would like
There's no elephants, there was no cotton candy,
We spend every day together, and we're having so much fun.
I believe in you.
Can I help you, sir?
it's an absurd name.
Yeah, like how they drive on the other side of the road.
Uh...yeah. Yeah.
Let's see, it is "48-Hour Roadkill Scrape-athon."
I want Andy to stay.
And I'm the baby daddy!
Hmm.
Thank you, Ulee.
I was spreading swag around town like a killer swag virus.
It is.
and that is my job, not yours.